Ainsleigh

[Ainsleigh @complainsleigh]

I commissioned portraits of the kids and I got the first look and I’m going to SOB.

[b @wwxwashere]

i know morning sickness when i see it, zendaya got that man pregnant

[pasiem kone na betóne @Sabrina45X]

I love shaming rude people in public. The guy in front of me at the train station ticket window was raising his voice and I just went "ugh imagine it was your husband yelling at a teenage cashier" to the lady standing behind me and he suddenly knew how to speak like an adult.

[dr pepper was a woman @niinjaturtles]

this is making me cry he just wants them to be a family

[🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰 @BlueRepublik]

I’m not exaggerating when I say that the majority of not all of this administration needs to be thrown in jail for life by the end of all this

[lizzy 🌸 @lizzyflanagan]

The elite want your kids to be fucking morons. They want to drive teachers out of the field by making it so hopeless the stress breaks them, and then they can replace them with a chat bot

[spencer 𓆟 coms closed @phi1odendron]

this disabled raccoon is going to die and its going to be yalls fault.

[aero 🥒 | ent s3/pro s1/snw s4 @futchspock]

my mom thinks shes hilarious (crow outside my window, my dad hoped he'd be reincarnated as a crow, he killed himself)

[The Toxic Leftist @MelvinThaMopBoi]

Never forget

[Mami @themamiwatta]

I hope she haunts him

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Idosas mostram como suas tatuagens envelheceram, incluindo uma que dizia “18 anos para sempre”.

[andy 🌷 @frogclubs]

BLACK HERPETOLOGISTS MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE!!!

[eh gros sayeh @reinedumalaise]

Avec tout le respect le tissu est composé à 50% de trous

[Anon @Greynxgga69]

Sam Altman raped his sister

[HERBRON JAMES @breebxby]

like i’m genuinely tired

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

There’s actually a logical explanation for this! He’s dead

[NYADIA @NYABANZ]

Everyone is in a psychosis right now , I’m convinced

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

why in the hell????

[DarkWokeBalthazar @rebonsible]

But if you blame all white people for slavery they get really mad

[milk @lactosefreemom]

“Taught myself multiplication and division in third or fourth grade” is killing me. Baby that was the curriculum!

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

"musical romance about a taxidermist who falls in love with the man she wants to stuff and turn into her human specimen" sounds insane. when do tickets go on sale