Devin King

emily told me to get this

[Neet @neet_sol]

Getting laid off and then thanking the company on Linkedin is next level wage cattle

[NASA @NASA]

A new milestone for humankind: The crew of Artemis II are now the farthest any human has ever travelled, reaching a maximum distance of 252,752 miles from Earth.

This surpasses the previous record set by Apollo 13 in 1970 by about 4,102 miles.

[NASA @NASA]

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

[Whimsical Cyborg @WhimsicalCyborg]

@specfictions going to a classical concert as a young person has the same vibes, feels like a retirement home meet up

[Mikhail S. @MikhailSib36]

@konstiwohlwend omg I thought Devin is a real person

[Devin King @composerdevin]

This would be me

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Overheard at a bar

Guy, flirting: all you gotta do is make a roux, a-

Woman, drunk: I'm not gonna make a fucking roux ok

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

[jim (normal) @nissan_roguer]

The lion doesn’t concern himself with Microsoft teams notifications

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Devin King @composerdevin]

@KenzieOlson AYYYY KENZIEEEEE

[Devin King @composerdevin]

me in 2016

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Is it worth being a good person?

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[Devin King @composerdevin]

@KenzieOlson oh my god

[Devin King @composerdevin]

@KenzieOlson https://t.co/Iaitzy4Dbk

[Devin King @composerdevin]

@taramooknee rip

[Devin King @composerdevin]

@KenzieOlson rip

[Devin King @composerdevin]

why tf do so many rap albums have those stupid garbly phone conversations on them

[Devin King @composerdevin]

@KenzieOlson @dril