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government slave

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[ostap @comrade_osj]

@kaufish1 @kicknorey

[kaufish @kaufish1]

Blackmail

[triste 🛷 @tamphopho]

happy new year

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

When they sleep on you… TUCK THEM IN 💯

[isa 🔻 @moisturizeds]

Me in the work bathroom hitting my vape

[Django Gold @django]

I think mine's broken

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

normalize saying hey kitten when your bro answers on facetime

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

[teryn @youngtiddy]

um babe who the fuck is Spam Risk

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Sine, cosine, tangent…to a common man like myself, these words mean less than dirt. But in the hands of a mathematician? Let’s just say, things can get interesting.

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

thinking about how some of the rawest things ever said originated from shitposts

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit aboard the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

Need a bad bitch to read me a bed time story

[ostap @comrade_osj]

@KovalovskyPeter