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@tfl I took my dog on a walk on you earlier and fist 5mins wait then 10mins wait? HELLOO?!? My dog does not have the patience for that… the fuck. Also HAHAHAHA strikes got cancel in your farting ass face MWAH

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@TfL for once in my life quite positive to say to you, thanks for staff who got my sisters phone track consequently why can’t they go on tracks sleep anxious when just jump on get it not that hard sometimes 7min Epping wait more than enough time to get it always doing too much

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@Dominos_UK you sent Hollie Brixton wrong order… dominos more like DUMBinHOES working she clearly ordered chicken knickers you sent garlic bread who ever orders garlic bread unless lil pizza that’s why more people shop at pappajohns now fix up on Halloween as well get priories

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@TfL as you can see I’m stuck either side by brain dead inconsiderate year 7 first day of school inspired turtle shell idiots… so what you gonna do about it? Where is marketing telling passion to take off their ugly obese packpacks yet you market everything else under the sun

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@amazonprimenow why is arsenal not working on TV? Arse you! My sister depressed sad wakes up early stars exhausted can’t even do amazing prime hardly amazing please assist your awful

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@TfL HAHAHA

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@TfL on my mums life yorkie included you are so beyonce shit! Not even fuck ass strike day yet and you are cancelling lines you are so shit and selfish it’s really not hard to ride a train and drive and be on time useless ass like you will get your karma shitty ass 3 letters

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@MaltaGov @gozo fuck your bells in Gozo my sister couldn’t sleep3-5 because of bells please shut up enough as it is with the canyons don’t need bells too can’t even hear them but she can sniffer dog sensitive ears be considerate stop them now

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@AsdaServiceTeam @asda my friend Eve @Everton Delivery has not come why lie?! If you say 6:15 stand by it and arrive by then don’t not turn up this is why you have a snotty green ugly ass colour and you are the blower end of supermarkets shitty ass please tell diver to hurry up

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@Josh_the_Crab @johnlewishelp Okay okay… now it’s time for my opinion! I can’t remember where but I did look and saw you were closed on Sundays misinforming customers please fix your timings whenever it said closed
?! Please explain… clock THAT

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@johnlewis @JohnLewisRetail why is John Lewis Stratford closed on Sundays?! We aren’t in Europe

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@_LostMary @LOSTMARY_JP your BM6000 leak in my mouth way too much for my comfort I recently swapped you from bottles because illegal fuck the government but stol leaking in my mouth like your crying vape juice burns my mouth have to spit so strong I will stop buying you

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@WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyPlus why is wicked not on Disney plus? Is it not a Disney film?! Okay yes it is so put it on… I know I did not pay to not get every Disney movie didn’t even pay real rich bitch real sharing friends miss disney world fart wilderness bus amazing memories

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@TfL @WaterlooRoad fix your fuck ass WiFi my sister can’t listen text me SHIT you would think at a big ass station like you you would have singal your connect is appealing and you shoukd have nice staff like London Bridge let me through barriers never had a problem with you any

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@tobycarvery there was Andy’s on table slow service fit carvery man and more ants on my leg… also got a message saying I wasn’t there when clearly I was don’t text me like your my friend ant invesgest restaurant slow ass service ants here there everywhere clapped bar lady too

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@McDonaldsUK @PaulMcCartney looks like a bird shat in it

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@McDonaldsUK don’t look like the photos the square peaces are grainy shivver cringe texture and the sauce isn’t cadburys not doing very good are you also there was a rat a few streets away false advertising he bad McFlurry terrible time

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@tfl once again another no central line Sunday big suprise the absolutely shambles and useless as always how can one line be so shitty and have issues all the time sounds like my sister sort it out and make issues on weekdays so it effects computers bet you will listen to them

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Forgot to say it got too much too much unsekf awareness was not satisfied so when he got off train I kicked his leg and tripped him up 🤣 karma and what are you gonna do about that?! Nothing just like nothing you ever do

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@TfL people are really testing my maste nerves on the trains recently… TAKE YOUR BACKPACKS OFF! No. 1 make more room and no. 2 stop nudging me so fucking jarring and unhingenic make marketing on the walls and tell people to have self awareness bunch of air heads nothing going on