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Watching the detritus swirl down the plug-hole in this platform

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@MCG On day 2 of the test we had problems scanning in at gate 1, staff were very patient, especially Billy who was great and got us sorted. Also very friendly staff at the Q32ish coffee bar and drinks kiosk. Kudos to all.

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@markpstone12 Your sentiment may be worth considering but unfortunately it’s hard to understand what you’re saying. Except the part about dogs - I like dogs too.

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#InvasionDay

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@aidcodjac @markpstone12 Hi there Lozza, can you describe an example of when you’ve been discriminated against for being white?

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I bet @GuardianAus wouldn’t have used the word “snipe” if Grace Tame was a man. I therefore cordially invite The Guardian to piss right off.

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Is America great again yet? #MAGA

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@MCG Thanks team, much appreciated

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@MCG where can we see a list of GA areas for today?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I love reading newspaper websites. The screen refreshing on its own 3 times in quick succession, the text disappearing halfway down the article, a random video advert suddenly filling the screen, the whole page unexpectedly closing for no reason. Great experience.

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@howtogeek It’s a shame the advertising makes the article unreadable

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@KosSamaras @PatsKarvelas Just a single number with little context. What percentage named a negatively impacting action? What percentage historically can name actions? Result could just as easily reflect across-the-board political apathy.

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@Saint1Mil Love the “service with JP-8” notice above the ladder. Just in case someone thinks it runs on diesel.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@dickie_roper @simongerman600 What software do you use to create that?

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@headsetchatter What’s a seating hold?

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Apparently they didn’t make the weekly hyphen quota over at @theage so they’ve slammed a couple of superfluous ones in late on a Friday arvo

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@TalkScaredPod Maybe try I Think My Fridge is Haunted

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@StephenKing Might have been I Think My Fridge is Haunted?

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Dutton has known right from the start that nuclear power is too expensive. It’s all been just for show so he can point to some (fake) climate action then say it’s not my fault if the electorate thinks it’s too costly. #auspol #nuclear

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So a shitbox old helicopter crashes in mountains in god-awful weather but yeah, sure, it was a Mossad/CIA/Freemason joint op #Iran