Greg Conlon

[Greg Conlon @conlon_greg]

@RachelFairburn I was accused of being Nigel Mansell on my driving test 🙄

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

CRIMESTOPPERS alert: Dave Cameron wanted in relation to massive fucking up of an entire country

[Greg Conlon @conlon_greg]

“I take full responsibility”. That’ll be another blatant lie then. #BorisJohnsonResign

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Can’t help but feel a bit irked at all the people who voted for Boris Johnson despite having been warned that he was Boris Johnson suddenly reacting with outrage and indignation upon belatedly discovering that Boris Johnson is in fact Boris Johnson

[Greg Conlon @conlon_greg]

@glennmartin50 @rickygervais Chubby little cunt genius

[Greg Conlon @conlon_greg]

@HRCH_NHS dear GP’s. Please be kind enough to appraise yourselves - and specifically your receptionists of what services an urgent treatment centre offers. We do not offer walk in x rays of ribs/backs/pelvis’/femurs nor do we do blood tests. Thank you

[Greg Conlon @conlon_greg]

@WokingHighSport @WokingHigh Winner of Woking sports awards

[Greg Conlon @conlon_greg]

@markthomasinfo Brill, would it be ok to share recipe??

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

I think this deserves to be seen by as many people as possible so I'm RTing it. Perhaps you do. (Genius choice of voiceover).

[Greg Conlon @conlon_greg]

Say hello to my liddle friend

[Greg Conlon @conlon_greg]

@Rachael_Swindon @Keir_Starmer @BorisJohnson He’s not going to as he needs incompetent Boris as his challenge at the next election. If Boris goes the Tories will have a fresh face to rally round

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Compare and contrast this man’s contribution to the UK vs Priti Patel’s.

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

One day we will look back and wonder how the hell did someone as inept, and untrustworthy as Boris Johnson get the keys to number 10. The most important job in the country given to a man who is the epitome of what is wrong where entitlement and privilege replace talent.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Cultivating compassion is not a religious practice focused on ensuring we go to heaven or a good future life. It’s about living a good day-to-day life here and now. It’s about being a happy person. Warm-heartedness is a fundamental good human quality.

[Greg Conlon @conlon_greg]

@WokingHighSport in other news Rhys won the @LaSportiva Junior British Boulder champs in a very close final at the weekend finishing off quite a year.

[Greg Conlon @conlon_greg]

@WokingHighSport @HorsellJuniorPE Three year 8 girls are part of the backbone of the currently undefeated Chobham u13’s rugby team. All introduced to rugby by mr Coles at Horsell Junior. Well done mr Coles!

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Last Christmas my 84 year old father-in-law, who had lost his wife of over 50 years just 4 months previously, spent Christmas Day all alone, because we were all following the rules set out by Boris Johnson.

Last Christmas Boris Johnson Had. A. Fucking. Christmas. Party.

[Greg Conlon @conlon_greg]

@helblythe My thoughts are with you.

[Greg Conlon @conlon_greg]

@rickygervais @rickygervais and I guffawed (I don’t guffaw)

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

We need every single person on Twitter in the UK to raise their voice in anger about this Bill. It will accelerate NHS privatisation.

Privatisation. Harms. Patients 🚨
#ScrapNHSBill