Connor Child

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@RagingViking @AaronGundy Flattered, and always happy to talk. connorchild3 (at) gmail (dot) com.

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@delk @ahrefs Big time agree on this one. I signed up for a seven-day trial last year, and within an hour I felt like I had unlocked a cheat code for the internet.

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@spencerhall Conversely, what is the Jazz Mount Flushmore? I'll go first:
*Rony Seikaly
*Derek Fisher
*Enes Kanter
*Trey Lyles

I've definitely softened on Kanter given everything he's had to deal with, and Lyles might be a reach. Couldn't get myself to put Deron Williams

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@JDisJustin @brockcutler Glad it can live on in some fashion on Twitter.

And Brock, can you guess what I used to make that image of the receipt? Spoiler alert: it was Keynote.

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@brockcutler Do you want to add this un-sharpied Costco receipt from the COVID-19 era to your pile?

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@brockcutler Where is all the jasmine rice? Did you get that on a separate Costco trip?

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@brockcutler Earthquakes follow you wherever you go. Let's hope you're not the modern day, earthquake version of Roy Sullivan (guy who got struck by lightning SEVEN TIMES). https://t.co/geUje8WM3Q

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@Dameshek Apologies if you've converted this elsewhere, but I have an actor redundancy for you: Matt Damon playing two guys named Carroll (the airline pilot in 30 Rock and Carroll Shelby in Ford v Ferrari).

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@jefflind Yeah and the "character development" of the new characters was about as poorly executed as the Utah's game plan in the first half tonight.

(I'm so impressed with myself for tying your two points together. That felt downright Seinfeldian).

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@jefflind I think I just have low standards for kids’ movies. I thought Kristoff’s song was hilarious and Elsa battling the ocean was riveting and beautifully animated. Just having those two scenes was enough to make me think it was good.

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@msexcel According to my Excel wizard friends, using it on a Mac could be considered strange.

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@BillSimmons @ryenarussillo @ryenarussillo Ogden is north of Salt Lake and Provo is south. So if you flew in to Salt Lake and took a bus to Provo, I'm having a hard time figuring out how you went to Ogden. Either way, it's good to hear you've been to our fine state.

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@brockcutler Remember that time I moved your car from the shady spot and then parked my car in its place?

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@jefflind @SamStoddard1 Agree about it getting too whacky. My most controversial opinion is that Kevin Malone wasn’t funny. They just went over the top with how dumb he was; it was downright cartoonish and not relatable at all. Still loved the show though.

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@jacobtgraf Listen to Binge Mode! It’s a podcast that started out as just Game of Thrones but they just spent the last few months on Harry Potter and it’s pretty entertaining. I typically don’t like nerdy stuff like this but their love for HP is contagious.

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@mccadechild Horshack vs. Screech in Celebrity Boxing was more exciting.

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@brockcutler My personal vote (and I think you will agree with me) is ¥

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@KFCBarstool Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney is worse. The sheer suckiness of that song is infuriating. Apparently, being in the Beatles didn’t correspond with good Christmas music.

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Well folks, it looks like @brockcutler decided to bury the hatchet. In exchange for him following me on Twitter (finally), I hereby retire all jokes about Japan, Dave Ramsey, wasting company time, and eating Jimmy Fallon's hamburger. It's been fun, but time to move on.

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@brockcutler @jimmyfallon @SacramentoKings Does it make your mouth water because it brings you back to the time he gave you his hamburger?