accorntant 🌽

aspiring horse girl // acct•t1d•♈︎

[accorntant 🌽 @connoremac]

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[grant @TakeForGrantd]

did it work

[golfish @lordefranzia]

talking w coworker abt our cats eating our plants & she casually says “we close the bedroom door now bc my bf dries a flower to save from every bouquet he gets me & they try to eat them” & I lost the next 5 seconds of convo it literally felt just like this

[ariel saw twice and miss them @talljihyo]

and while we at it FUCK YOU TOO @chrisbrown

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

[jorjor wel @tinygreenbug]

google used to work. you used to be able to use google and it would work

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

bad bunny do you fw girls who took 5 years of Spanish por favor?

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

thats so brave of her i would never get married in front of bad bunny just in case there was still a chance

[꩜ @laylology]

Everybody Sorta Rican for the next 24 hours

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

genuinely how it feels like living rn

[mara @babyloonlet]

what the hell, sure

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

this is like watching leonardo da vinci paint the mona lisa

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

2 more days till big annual leave ✨

[Put Steve Tasker in the Hall of Fame @HOFSteveTasker]

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD.

[seraphina @hearthkeeping]

let’s be oreos with mama
🖤🤍🖤

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

the toronto blue jays are my friends

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love bdsm (bagels, danishes, scones, muffins)

[🫐 @episodicsaudant]

08/01

-didn’t get posted for national gf day
-paid rent

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

yes bro eat excel take it away

[bongo @bongoism]

when i don’t wear my retainer i feel a guilt only found in catholics

[Rad. @enemy_soil]

listen to your body? the body craves a lethal amount of kinder bueno