Connor Warrington

The only thing stopping you from reaching your goal is the bullshit excuse you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.

[Alison Kriel 💚 @AKLondon UpScrolled @AlisonKriel]

Can’t share this often enough

#Riots

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

Ex footballer needs to promote their podcast

[Privilege MUFC 🇾🇪 @privilege_mufc]

Antony when there's an opportunity to take on a defender.

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

Incredible

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Fuck it, here are the best Stephen Hawking Epstein Island memes of the last 24 hours:

[FALLOUT⚡️ @falloutonprime]

PLEASE REMAIN CALM. An Important Dated Message Brought to You By Your Friends at @PrimeVideo.

[Gary Smith Jnr @GarySmithJnr]

I've just worked three 60 hr weeks, 70 with the commute.

I've a newborn and a 2 yr old, sleep at the moment is 😑

My alarm goes off at 04:45, I get home at 18:30.

On Wed I play football after getting the kids ready for bed.

These footballers man, don't know they're born. 😖🤦🏼‍♂️

[Connor Warrington @connorw256]

Just not getting this dropping ramsdale business. Raya looks so nervous, he's going to cost us a goal

[Connor Warrington @connorw256]

@Pestily Command and conquer, Call of duty 1, Battle for middle earth, tomb raider. Off the top of my head.

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

Been lucky enough to see a preview copy of Liz Truss's new book and it's an absolute knockout I can tell you…

[Connor Warrington @connorw256]

@BrookseY_OG Have you suddenly found twitter again you?

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Surprised United look so shaky. I was told all summer that Bruno is better than Ødegaard, Varane is better than Saliba, Martínez is better than Gabriel, Shaw is better than Zinchenko, Casemiro is better than Partey, Rashford is better than Saka and Onana is better than Ramsdale.

[Connor Warrington @connorw256]

@Arran_Fox Peak COD

[Dan @danjh97]

Young Arsenal fans these days are getting to go to school and brag about Saka, Martinelli, Ødegaard, Saliba and Rice.

All I had was Marouane Chamakh, Park Chu Young and complete delusion.

[Connor Warrington @connorw256]

@Arran_Fox was this you're fess?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Once in primary school someone bet me £3 to be friends with the quiet kid no one talked to just for a week. I found out he was a great guy and had a really similar personality to me. He's just asked me to be his best man but still doesn't know he was a bet.

[Terry Cotta @The_Angry_0ne]

@fesshole Wife went to the pub with Reverend Flapps last night. Both got drunk, & my wife passed out taking her & Rev to the floor. Barman thought they were lovers & said, "You can't do that in here". Rev said "How dare you, I'm Pastor Flapps". Barman said "oh, you may as well finish then"

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Ye is clearly suffering from a mental breakdown. It’s an act of cruelty to have him on the air at this point. He needs treatment, not a spotlight.

[Connor Warrington @connorw256]

@NiomiB @cwarring10

[Drizzy 🦅 @DrizzyCPFC]

Joachim Andersen in the Palace dressing room: