Constable Chaos

The artist formerly known as Chaos .. Now just a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is .. 😁😁 .. Retired and living the dream in The Lakes 😱😱 ..

[Constable Chaos @ConstableChaos]

#ClarksonsFarm - shocked to hear of @JeremyClarkson 's cancer diagnosis -obviously wish him and all cancer survivors the best - hopefully his high profile will have as much success raising men's awareness & need to get things checked (cos we're crap at it) as it has for farming

[Constable Chaos @ConstableChaos]

#ClarksonsFarm - shocked to hear of @JeremyClarkson 's cancer diagnosis -obviously wish him and all cancer survivors the best - hopefully his high profile will have as much success raising men's awareness & need to get things checked (cos we're crap at it) as it has for farming

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@Dogswithjobs41 Sums it up perfectly 👍👍

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A reminder, should anyone need it, that not all kids are horrible feral brats ... Some are amazing real life heroes ...

https://t.co/AovcjZJPeV

[Constable Chaos @ConstableChaos]

A reminder, should anyone need it, that not all kids are horrible feral brats ... Some are amazing real life heroes ...

https://t.co/AovcjZJPeV

[Constable Chaos @ConstableChaos]

@tillmechanic 😂😂😂

[Constable Chaos @ConstableChaos]

'Little things please little minds' as they say ... 😂

#GottaCatchEmAll

[Constable Chaos @ConstableChaos]

@Hill_Darran Like many others, I said "I need a new car but I don't want an electr ... Ohhh wow !! .." 😂😂

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@bigbonedtrev @InspGadgetBlogs It's like the old 'borrowing the neighbours kid to show you how to use the VHS recorder' 🤣🤣

[Constable Chaos @ConstableChaos]

@InspGadgetBlogs I mean technically there should be a comma after 'Ammori', but other than that I can't fault it 🤣🤣

[Inspector Gadget @InspGadgetBlogs]

Very, very dangerous individual.

Read PS Kate Evans victim impact statement. The attack has ruined her personal & professional life.

[Constable Chaos @ConstableChaos]

@___EllieMae___ Boooo !! 😁😁

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Things I didn't forsee I would need to buy when I retired ..

Chainsaw trousers 😱😱😱

(and of course the chainsaw to go with them 🤣🤣)

[Constable Chaos @ConstableChaos]

@TiredSgt We bought a 40v Greenworks lawnmower .. and we're so impressed how good it actually was, we got the chainsaw, hedge trimmer and couple of other bits .. the common battery thing is great 👍

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@JSHKT20 @MentalHealthCop 🤣🤣

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@CatherineHarda3 'lazy' boys toys of you don't mind .. far easier than all that effort using an axe 🤣🤣

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@manwith__noname

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@willog496 Well they are proper Class 1 Type A chainsaw safety ttrousers .. but I'd rather not test their effectiveness if you don't mind 🤣🤣

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@JW46678474 You should probably see a doctor about your piles 🤣🤣🤣

[Constable Chaos @ConstableChaos]

@MentalHealthCop You're missing out .. Just imagine all those years of pent up frustration at 'the system' you could release at the push of a button .. actually, scratch that, you'd probably need to chainsaw the whole town to reach your zero point 🤣🤣