Content Cows

A creative herd of storytellers. Feeding off ideas. Creating content.Roaming digital, print & corporate planes. (Moo)ving boundaries. A new breed of publishers.

[Content Cows @content_cows]

@OwenJones84 Not his job mate. You’re humor is misplaced. Most people think you’re a tad too stupid to be a real journalist.

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Energy shortages, water shortages, rapid inflation, higher interest rates, a damaging Brexit, polio back with a vengeance and a Prime Minister chilling in the gardens of his taxpayer funded homes. I did say he’d be useless didn’t I?

[Anthony Byatt @anbyanbyanby]

2016: £350 million a week extra for the NHS!
2022: pull your own teeth.

[Content Cows @content_cows]

@jonnyross05 We love you

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@twitdwood @UKLabour You must be a child of a lessor god. We won’t take it out on you. Just relax and enjoy being stupid.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Britain is facing the worst cost of living crisis in a generation.

Has anyone seen the government? 🧐

[Chris Daw KC @crimlawuk]

Go on then you happy Brexiteers! Name one of the shiny things Boris and Nigel promised you that has actually worked out for you?

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

A man with a green card and a beachside home in Santa Monica boasting about how he's taken money away from Britain's poorest places. Clearly not fit to be prime minister.

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Liz Truss says:
First minister of Wales is a “low energy Corbyn”
First Minister of Scotland is an “attention seeker”
Leader of Opposition is a “plastic patriot”
This is the level of debate that we are being subjected to
It’s not childish…because children are better than this

[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

It will be such a great day when the Sun, Mail, Mail on Sunday, Express, Sunday Express, Telegraph, Sunday Telegraph etc have to endure a Labour government. Not long now.

[Content Cows @content_cows]

@davesumnersmith @UKLabour Yes!

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Stupid populist policy announcement from Truss, followed by screeching u-turn followed by egregious lies. What a grimly familiar cycle. Boris Johnson’s corruption of British politics will not be fixed by his removal from Downing Street.

[A C Grayling #FBPE #Reform #Rejoin #FBPR @acgrayling]

Why can't Starmer have the courage to say: we'll put the question to the British people in another referendum: do you want to continue with Brexit, or shall we rejoin our European neighbours?
Ask us. Ask the people.
And let's see what happens.

[Content Cows @content_cows]

@melanieham20 @TechnicallyRon @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Please tell us what you are smoking. We all need it to be as disillusioned as you.

[Content Cows @content_cows]

@pritipatel Get your fat ass in Rwanda and support some killing game. You know shit about football.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The @Lionesses, you have inspired a generation of women and girls.

My daughter and her friends have strong, successful role models in sport because of you.

The entire nation is so proud.

#WEuro2022Final

[Content Cows @content_cows]

@hewentatthat @MrKennethClarke Dear Stephan, I sincerely pray your a bot. If not, your a sad stupid human being.

[Content Cows @content_cows]

@DavidW12358 @sophielouisecc He lived in the EU you stupid crack pot. #boris and #Brexit took this away from him. If you disagree, go protest.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Brexit is a flop, and the voters know it. So why can’t Labour call for a closer bond with Europe? https://t.co/B7ZpwNrhG0