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[Context Capper @ContextCapper]

Based on the Colorado & Boise State breakdowns in the March Madness Primer, this is what I'm seeing:

- Both teams lack depth, so key on any foul trouble
- Boise St is extra reliant on their top players
- Colorado can hit 3s, when they take them, and have some NBA talent
- 👇

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The March Madness Primer looks so clean on phone. Well done @ShotQualityBets and @sportfoliokings

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Non parents have no clue the actual struggle

[Black Panther Capital @BlackPantherCap]

I’m 35. In the prime time of my life.

I’ve never been happier. And more exhausted.

Beautiful wife and kids. Portfolio building. Banger career. Lovely house.

At the same time:

• High mortgage
• Expensive food
• No personal time
• Working all the time
• Worries about the future.
• Sibling conflict mediation
• Kid illnesses and doctor visits
• Pressure to save for retirement
• Zero uninterrupted couple time
• New clothes for kids constantly
• School and activity logistics daily
• Homework supervision and battles
• Sports practice and game shuttling
• House repairs and upkeep demands
• Endless chores laundry and cleaning
• Sleep deprivation from night wakings
• Constant availability and interruptions
• Future proofing while handling present
• Nonstop mental load of family planning
• Weekend catch-up instead of recovery
• Car maintenance on top of two vehicles
• Emotional regulation for children and self
• Guilt from divided presence and attention
• Daily meal planning cooking and grocery runs

Anyone else feeling it?

-BP

[Context Capper @ContextCapper]

People who don't abort their Down Syndrome babies be like:

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This looks DOA

Late voters dropping ballots skew progressive and Raman is the progressive over Bass, so she's not only crushing Pratt at the mail box, she's now coming for Bass too

LA is too blue, even with two candidates splitting the blue wave, my oversight

[Context Capper @ContextCapper]

The prediction market disagrees and sees the trend continuing but i'm not so sure. Dug in more, and I still price this 55-45 Pratt.

I expect today's vote dump to still favor Raman, but come Monday, the real signal should tell us if her ballot dump trend up is sticky or not.

[Context Capper @ContextCapper]

The prediction market disagrees and sees the trend continuing but i'm not so sure. Dug in more, and I still price this 55-45 Pratt.

I expect today's vote dump to still favor Raman, but come Monday, the real signal should tell us if her ballot dump trend up is sticky or not.

[Context Capper @ContextCapper]

This Raman vote dump flipped the narrative and she needs to keep pace in a bloated Ballot projection?

The math aint mathin, but this is my first race handicapping, but getting Pratt 35% with 38K vote lead seemed worth it

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Deshone Kizer with that Josh Rosen Dolphins Oline and that 70 point game Broncos defense vs Dolphins while Koo kicks the ground and they do fake punt run play false start like Colts vs Patriots, but we have Devin Hester

[brandon* @brndxix]

someone in nfl terms tell me how likely the USA is to win the world cup

[Context Capper @ContextCapper]

If I ever run for Congress, I'm going to start a hedge fund that's actually a public trust that actually only trades on insider information which is legal if in Congress, and the beneficiaries will be the public, I'll call it Insiders R Us

[Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

New: Joe Rogan loses his mind with financial expert Caleb Hammer over how much money members of Congress make from insider trading:

ROGAN: “Everybody attacks Nancy Pelosi for trading, but these people on both the red and blue teams are all guilty of doing it.”

HAMMER: “I actually bought into the Pelosi fund. It’s doing really well.”

ROGAN: “I bet it is.”

HAMMER: “It’s outperforming my own financial advisors. It’s already up 20-30% in just a couple months. S&P 500 only returns 10% per year.”

ROGAN: “They know when they’re going to pass a deal for AI chips so they buy a ton of NVIDIA right before they pass it and then boom everyone’s up 500%.”

HAMMER: “They pretend like they’ll change the laws so they can only invest in large cap index funds, but they’re not. They want to keep printing money and they don’t care if it makes you mad.”

ROGAN: “They all go into Congress broke and they all come out filthy rich while only getting a $100,000 per year salary. F*ck off man it’s so crazy.”

[Context Capper @ContextCapper]

This Raman vote dump flipped the narrative and she needs to keep pace in a bloated Ballot projection?

The math aint mathin, but this is my first race handicapping, but getting Pratt 35% with 38K vote lead seemed worth it

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The only thing more cringe than gender reveals is now college reveals by recruits

This is a social media addiction by-product

[Badger Barstool @badgerbarstool]

Luke Fickell just lockered Lane Kiffin and Matt Rhule for 4 ⭐️ Top 10 safety Mekhi Williams

Go Badgers 🦡

[Context Capper @ContextCapper]

Imagine having to go from working at Google corporate in LA to a Subway franchise in Cleveland

Max pain

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Jared Verse is PISSED OFF that he's in Cleveland...

It's pretty clear he doesn't want to be there.

😳😳😳

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@TylerGworek @EricSpracklen And investors are no longer pumping in capital to bail out homeowners when there's dozens of better, more liwuid trades to be had

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@NCShangriLa @EricSpracklen FL is literally NOT growing. It's flatlined and listings are exploding, foreclosures and short sales are booming and buyers can't get loans for overinflated houses

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@DaveKluge @ShoGotNow Nah it really doesn't. Have literally seen dudes win chips with 1 QB or QB 10 and 24 over anyone with 3 studs... The trade market rarely overpays for QBs

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3 starters and a 1st for 1 starter

3.5 > 1

When a squad has 10-12 starters

[Tommy Tutu @TheTommyTutu]

I just traded Jeremiyah Love

Thoughts on the deal?

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@TheTommyTutu Amazing trade.

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@GridironNerd @BigDraftersHQ @DynastyDadFF @FFSnoog Hence great trade for where they are

[Context Capper @ContextCapper]

I picked up Brooks ly on waivers

Just traded him and a future 3rd for

Blake Corum and Cade Otton

Why?

2 TE league, need TE depth, and Brooks is a catastrophic injury away from having almost no dynasty value

Also stacked at RB, so we roll forward

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

25 on the fly

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@JoeA_NFL Less we forget a youthful Brady took over after an injury and things went really well after replacing a geriatric QB

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Kelvin Benjamin

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Tevin Coleman

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Ruhtarded bet

Why tie up 200K for a 1700 ROI rather than anything else, even a 4% Savings is a bigger ROI, and safer...

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $200,000 on the Browns to NOT win the Super Bowl...

This massive trade pays out $201,761 on Polymarket.

[Context Capper @ContextCapper]

Good trade for Browns.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

it was said Myles Garrett could either force a trade to a playoff contender... or sign a record-breaking contract and keep playing in Cleveland

he chose to sign the contract & became the first non-QB to make $40M per year...

then he went out & broke the sack record...

and then he *still* got traded to the new Super Bowl favorites in 2026

massive W for Garrett all around