Andy

Nihil unquam certi

[Andy @contiplex]

I say again; I tweet about anything and everything under the sun. You will be confused. Shauri yako.

[Andy @contiplex]

Cunhaa

[Andy @contiplex]

Mazraoui is already disappointing. 😭

[Andy @contiplex]

Performing to a dark theatre does something to you. The applause is all you live for.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jennifer Lawrence shares her first Instagram post:

“If anyone says anything negative, I will quit. Immediately. If anyone thinks something mean, I’ll know. And I’ll quit.”

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

They are minors bro?

[My name is CHANSA @mynameisCHANSA]

If one of the side effects of The Gentlemen’s success is that it causes young men to want to dress well, improve their vocabulary, and seek refinement…then that’s a ‘W’ if ever there was one.

[Andy @contiplex]

Bruh.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*DRUCKENMILLER SAYS US BORROWING COSTS STILL ‘A LITTLE LOW’: FT

TL/DR: My 10Y short target is 5.50%

[Andy @contiplex]

Sabah Fc was formed when we last won a major trophy, the Europa league with Mourinho, in 2017. Not forgetting the total of 66 trophies by then.

It's not a shock that most of their players grew up as fans of ManUtd and still are. A dream.

[Andy @contiplex]

I bet someone saw a mountain goat and wondered how he can recreate that at home by hometraining a goat.

Curiosity might be a curse, but it might lead you to ideas that might exceed your wildest expectations.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Traditional street performers in India have trained goats to perform balancing acts since the 16th century.

[Andy @contiplex]

The biggest theft in football in history.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨🚨 Jennifer Hermoso’s brother claims Vini Jr. was TOLD days before the ceremony that he had won the 2024 Ballon d’Or and was supposed to receive the award from her.

Vini Jr. was later told before the ceremony that he would NOT win and ultimately finished 2nd behind Rodri.

[Andy @contiplex]

Paloma - Mordecai dex ft Ywaya Tajiri & Okello Max

[Andy @contiplex]

Oraimo wameanza kutengeneza kanyitirira sasa? Shukisha. 😂😂

[European Central Bank @ecb]

We raised our key interest rates by 0.25 percentage points.

Read today’s decisions https://t.co/RzppyxVbsw

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

Greatest ad for going nuclear.

[Andy @contiplex]

This coach managed to take an 8 year old team to the UCL with goals scored in 6/8 of their qualifying games. That is no small feat.

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

🚨🎙️ | Sabah manager Valdas Dambrauskas:

“I don’t think we need to measure ourselves tactically or physically against #mufc.

“Manchester United is Manchester United, and for me, it is the biggest team in the world.

“I think only one player in my team has experience playing in #UCL - no point now to look at how we can hurt them, or how to overplay them because tomorrow is the moment of truth - to find how good we are, can we compete, can we take initiative - so many answers we’ll find out tomorrow.”

[@DanyalHKhan]

[Bloomberg @business]

Singapore became massively rich within just a few decades. Can it still be a model for blockbuster growth in a more disrupted world?

Watch the full episode of Emerging, a monthly podcast series hosted by Menaka Doshi and Haslinda Amin on the rising economies shaping the global future: https://t.co/IRryLa67GN

[Kisinga V™ @kisinga_v]

If we talmbout who did it best no foldable is touching the OnePlus Open, unfortunately

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

We are investing a whooping 700B in education every year to get such dismal results.

There is a big problem somewhere and no one is talking about it

[W124 @the_corei9]

Crazy.

[Andy @contiplex]

Barcola and his poor finish. 😂😂

[Samsung Mobile US @SamsungMobileUS]

Let us know when you're done reheating our leftovers 😉