Your body nah meatpie

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Let it be on record that if the news of the sale hadn’t been broken to the public prematurely by an investigative journalist, CAF would have aligned with Infantino. The bribes would have been exchanged and the backroom deals done.

The future of sports in Africa is in the hands of corrupt, spineless and incompetent sports administrators. Amaju Pinnick already went on national TV to defend a deal that was ultimately scrapped due to public outrage. Let it be on record and let the world know of the overwhelming corruption in CAF.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

The prerequisite for hiring actresses in the Yoruba movie industry seems mainly to be a big backside. Talent doesn’t seem to matter as much.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

The first time every guy has sex, he never tells the girl he’s a virgin. He lies that he’s a pro, and when he sticks his instrument in, the girl wouldn’t know he’s enjoying the warmth of her box for the first time.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Good morning and welcome to August. May the new month bring happiness, joy, laughter and progress to us. Our dreams and goals shall be achieved and all our fears and regrets shall be defeated. 🙏

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Today is Girlfriend's Day. Call a vendor to deliver a surprise gift to your babe. When the dispatch rider calls her, they should ask what her boyfriend's name is. 👍

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Girls are funny. Most won’t get any special gift for their female friends today, but they’re already in your DMs demanding dates and gifts, and you’d stupidly oblige them.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

My budget for August is a smile and a subtle prayer that it all works out.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Afrobeats would keep blowing up from good music. No place for clout-chasing musicians who use Twitter beefs as their album rollout strategy.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

What it takes to be a man is always having a plan and a backup plan when the first plan fails.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Good morning and welcome to the beginning of the weekend and the day before a new month. All our sorrows and regrets end today and we are ushered into a new era of joy and fulfillment. 🙏

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

The fact that Tyla's management had the guts to put Nigeria on her tour list, enrages my soul. The fact that it has been canceled doesn't make me feel better. Diplomatic ties should be severed officially between both countries ASAP.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Dear Trevor Noah,
I have been a fan throughout your career, from your humble beginnings to your prominence on the world stage. I have watched all your comedy specials and every episode of you as host of The Daily Show.

I am starting to see you as a hypocritical enabler of xenophobia. You have frequently used your platform to downplay and sometimes absolutely deny the evil South Africans have perpetuated on other Africans.

There is irrefutable evidence of outright killing of foreigners by South Africans: lynching, molesting, barbaric jungle justice. You sat back and were quiet throughout. The percentage of Nigerians who support you worldwide is enormous, and instead of speaking up against evil, you further encourage it. I am ashamed of the man you are becoming and hurt by your extreme lack of empathy.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Oriadé by 001 has dropped and I am 3 seconds into On The Road. Album of the year by Davido. Did you hear that piano intro…the Goat never misses. 🐐🐐

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

The blessings coming at the later part of this year would be huge and unexpected. It would surprise you 💪💪

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

If Jesus had an X account back in the day, he would be dragged frequently. When he was lashing the greedy traders in the temple, someone would have recorded and posted it here to get him canceled.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Gianni Infantino is a bald-headed, capitalist, corrupt con man—an incompetent, power-hungry and inept FIFA president. He should be done away with immediately before he ruins football completely.

Bring back Sepp Blatter. 💪💪

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

If you can’t recognize your babe you are a dullard. The ass structure, the hair, the dress, even the position he’s carrying her in should give you flashbacks of your time with her (except you guys didn’t do that position). Send this video to her and break up with her immediately.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

July has thought me a lot. Keep moving you never know when it would all align. 🙏

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Good morning… We try again today. May everything work in our favor and align in our interest. 🙏

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Happiness is a decision.