Your body nah meatpie

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

The cold this morning would tempt you to stay back home. Get you backside off you bed now and lock in...August is our month.💪💪

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Wake up on a Monday morning and hustle for your money. We would win this week whether the devil likes it or not.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Monday always feels like something big is about to happen but today isn't going to be just a feeling...something big would indeed happen!!

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

There has to be a reason why this is so terrible. You start creating scenarios in your head. Maybe it’s AI, maybe it’s a deepfake, maybe it’s editing. Then you say if it isn’t manipulated, it must be a skit—they must be actors. This is a publicity stunt for something.

You would be wrong all through… it’s 100 percent real. 😁😁

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Jude Okoye is what Yoruba people call “Agbaya”. He was supposed to coordinate his brothers Peter and Paul. However, he allowed greed to blind him and push him into outright theft. The lack of leadership to resolve the issue in-house is very telling of the kind of man he is.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

I pray for the kind of money Asake saw that made him enter studio and started shouting “Oje bomb Oje bomb Oje bomb MF” 🙏🤲

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

You have to understand that the President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has ample knowledge about the economic and security woes of his administration. He just doesn't care enough to resolve it and the presidency to him is a fulfillment of a personal ambition. The visit of the Cardinals, was meant to be a routine Photo Op. The context of his inept and insensitive responses were not meant to be known by the public.

Propaganda and keeping the media fed with falsehood, is not new in his administration and that's why Cardinal John Onaiyekan going public with the details about the meeting took the entire Aso rock media team by surprise. They didn't expect anyone let alone a man of God whom they assumed wouldn't want to dwell in such issues to go public. The Cardinal has done well...the Catholic church has done well and we shouldn't keep quiet about the sheer incompetence and wickedness of the present administration.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Even if sorrow endures till the night… it can continue the next day fam….pls lock in my brother!!

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

It's very easy for brothers in the church to get a lady to date them. All they have to do is approach her with “The Lord told me to tell you that you are going to be my wife.”

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

We used to do Bible competitions when we were young. They would pack us in front of Sunday school and the pastor would say, “Draw your sword… John 3:16… open.”

Winner gets tasty time and carbin biscuit.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

The way some ladies dress for church is unacceptable. If I wanted to see a scantily dressed lady twerking to music, I would simply go clubbing.

Ushers should be allowed to stop them from entering the main church.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Let it be on record that if the news of the sale hadn’t been broken to the public prematurely by an investigative journalist, CAF would have aligned with Infantino. The bribes would have been exchanged and the backroom deals done.

The future of sports in Africa is in the hands of corrupt, spineless and incompetent sports administrators. Amaju Pinnick already went on national TV to defend a deal that was ultimately scrapped due to public outrage. Let it be on record and let the world know of the overwhelming corruption in CAF.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

The prerequisite for hiring actresses in the Yoruba movie industry seems mainly to be a big backside. Talent doesn’t seem to matter as much.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

The first time every guy has sex, he never tells the girl he’s a virgin. He lies that he’s a pro, and when he sticks his instrument in, the girl wouldn’t know he’s enjoying the warmth of her box for the first time.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Good morning and welcome to August. May the new month bring happiness, joy, laughter and progress to us. Our dreams and goals shall be achieved and all our fears and regrets shall be defeated. 🙏

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Today is Girlfriend's Day. Call a vendor to deliver a surprise gift to your babe. When the dispatch rider calls her, they should ask what her boyfriend's name is. 👍

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Girls are funny. Most won’t get any special gift for their female friends today, but they’re already in your DMs demanding dates and gifts, and you’d stupidly oblige them.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

My budget for August is a smile and a subtle prayer that it all works out.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

Afrobeats would keep blowing up from good music. No place for clout-chasing musicians who use Twitter beefs as their album rollout strategy.

[Lil Wonder 🇳🇬🎥💼 @WonderOfNigeria]

What it takes to be a man is always having a plan and a backup plan when the first plan fails.