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les-be-honest you were reading my tweets eh. Dani 💜 Proud mama to Jensen 💚 Jaiden 💛 Jaimie ❤️

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C: (dressed as a cow) I only have 1 udder and it’s not that big

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C: your hair is amazing

Me: your clearly too drunk, your cut off

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C:the bank machine has swallowed my card

M:the bank machine that’s not even plugged in and has no lights on?

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C:if I buy another round will you bend over so I can see your arse

M: *rolls eyes and walks away*

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C: wow your eyes are gorgeous, their so blue

M:Emmm my eyes are green

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Give the @McDonaldsUK server a raise WTF

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I love that we have a doggo now

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Mean redheads

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When the Nurser Nurse likes and comments on your TikTok comment 😍😍

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The sound of her breathing 😍

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Meant to be on my Christmas work night out but already tucked up in bed with my unwell little lady sleeping on my chest.

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Yup I really am….feel free to donate to all the babies in the NICU @Blisscharity

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Hi everyone! I'm fundraising for Bliss, and it would mean the world to me if you are able to support my #JustGiving page. A massive thank you to everyone who has supported me so far. https://t.co/QxVA0FtMYS

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Hi everyone! I'm fundraising for Bliss, and it would mean the world to me if you are able to support my #JustGiving page. A massive thank you to everyone who has supported me so far. https://t.co/QxVA0FtMYS

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Yup I really am….feel free to donate to all the babies in the NICU @Blisscharity

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When you son tells you he’s proud of you for boxing to raise money for the tiny babies

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Super proud of my little karate kid, top goal scorer and my tiny “hiya” chatter box ❤️❤️

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@InPostUK that’s two of my parcels went missing and still no communication from your “help team” poor service

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Hey @McDonaldsUK I think you forgot to send the rest of my fries……are you on a shortage? Not to mention there was no dips for our selects 🤦‍♀️

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Live on a busy road but yet @YodelOnline couldn’t find my house that is clearly numbered….will try again tomorrow. Can’t find my house today but will be able to tomorrow…..what a joke