Stu Wilde

I have this moment, not forever

[Mr. Very Good Nice Person @fatdemidov]

before I get the tattoo has Gary Bettman said or done anything problematic

[daniel @itmedg]

what the fuck is everyone's obsession with permanence? no, you should go to a gig, take a few photos, film 15 seconds of one or two songs, and spend the rest of it enjoying and living in the moment. concerts aren't meant to be perpetual they're supposed to exist in the moment

[Divy @aiwithme0001]

Senior dev: "What's your debugging strategy?"

Me, staring at:
console.log("here")
console.log("here 2")
console.log("WHY IS THIS RUNNING")
console.log("asdfasdfasdf")

"It's an empirical real-time telemetry framework."

[Stu Wilde @coolstu]

@AnthonyDabbundo @3YearLetterman 's head would explode

[Dimitar @dimitrov2k]

If a CPU cycle (0.3 ns) felt like 1 second, a 300 ms request would feel like 32 years.

I’m trying to say that 300 ms is an eternity for a computer. Software should be way better than what we just accept these days.

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

I was wondering why Japan's malls are so packed while America's malls are dying and I realized it's probably because American malls don't have a dancing Pikachu luring me to them

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Re-upping this viral post from a few years ago.

Flowers for the living

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

So the bad news is groceries are really expensive.

The good news is none of them are safe to eat anyway.

[Josh Sneed @JoshSneed]

Pepsi using “Semi-Charmed Life” as the music for its new commercial is hilarious because not only is it a song about being addicted to crystal meth, but the chorus is “I want something else.”

[cale's ankles @cake_makar]

My submission for the hometown remix jersey

[Michae| @Plz_Relax_]

please stop using polymarket and kalshi as sources those are fronts for insider trading by technocrats and fascists.

[shannon crave @constantlyshan]

the only safe food now is the panera lemonade that kills you

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Racist people are so stupid

Wah wah wah I don't like people with darker skin

Shut the fuck up

[Raksha @caraksha103]

Nothing improves employee morale quite like announcing record profits and then explaining there’s no budget for pay rises… in the same meeting.

[Stu Wilde @coolstu]

@gettereec "I think it has 2-3 SIRs" lol

This is just a couple hundred bulk cards, right? Like $15 worth? maybe?

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Yourethemannowdog. com

[Kali Bomeli @kalibomeli]

6/ We asked Nick Adams (and his mother) for comment. He did not respond to a detailed list of questions.

If you want to see the full story, please click here: https://t.co/IiQow8hyFl

[MAMMOTH GUY @SeanRosieLaRose]

USA Hockey released its annual registration statistics. In 2yrs, the growth of Utah hockey increased by 78%.
+82% for Girls/Women hockey
+77% for Boys/Mens hockey

Utah moved up 7 slots from pre-NHL. It now ranks 24th among all states in registered players. NHL to Utah effect….