Cooper

Thoughts and opinions are undoubtedly my own

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

@rfkenmore Got it. Agreed then

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

@VeryBluey #prolly

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

Get away from me lady. I'm in a parasocial, romantic relationship with Ana Kasparian.

[Chet @NoCapCapitalLLC]

This is going straight to my head and my ego is already big enough

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

You’ve become so fucking retarted

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

In “Apocalypto,” Mel Gibson transports you into the mind of a Mayan 500 years ago. In “The Northman,” Robert Eggers transports you into the mind of a Viking a thousand years ago. In “The Odyssey,” Christopher Nolan transports you into the mind of a liberal woman in 2017.

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

You'll always be closer to the 29 year old living with their parents than a billionaire.

[scar @imfat]

No disrespect, but being 29 and still living with your parents is insanity.

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

@BigWillWTVC Unbelievable. Once in a lifetime would be an understatement

[Norgard @BrianNorgard]

The next Louisiana Purchase? Here’s an idea: the United States acquires the Baja California Peninsula from Mexico for $1 to $5 trillion.

Every Mexican citizen living in Baja receives dual U.S.-Mexico citizenship, plus a $50,000 investment account.

Then America gets to work: world-class infrastructure, deep-water ports, desalination, nuclear energy, housing, universities, and industry. Tijuana and Mexicali could become major reindustrialization zones.

In return, the United States gains nearly 1,800 miles of some of the most spectacular coastline on Earth and the chance to build the great new economic region.

Is this a crazy idea? Of course. But so was the Louisiana Purchase in 1803.

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

@Parker8770 My beloved peachtree station

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

@IamKingWilliams O'Sullivans made a lasting impact on my alcohol tolerance.

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

TOMMY GUN MCMILLEN BROUGHT THE EXTENDED CLIP #ufcokc

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

@Howarddahoe @spaceslade @cooperownbey Thanks Mr. Hackensack😂

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

how was odysseus moving after plucking the bow

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

@cooperownbey Godspeed to you and your boyfriend both!❤️

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

@cooperownbey That’s extra funny considering the only time I’ve ever barked was scrolling past this

[Cooper @cooper_601662]

Now I am become Microsoft Teams notifications, destroyer of worlds

[JT @jiratickets]

now i have become pseudoemployed

prompter of models