Plant Manager Mike, CCA

My opinions represent the actions of my employer. #COOP

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

@douchefarmers When I’m hangin out drinkin in the back of an el Camino

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

If anyone is interested I have the gpm of h20 to apply to a 10bph leg/1% moisture below 13% for your beans.
#COOP

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

@GoddessofGrain That’s why we buy out all of our competitors, so they don’t have a choice but to do business with us.

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

There’s nothing on the label abouy snowfast.

#spray21 rolls on!

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

@ConradNoShow I’ve been preparing for this for years. If you think the price gouging in lumber is bad, just wait till you see what my chem prices will be.

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

@ConradNoShow Too late bud, I have that market cornered.

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

@theGarrettF We provide a premium service for a bargain price. Who wouldn’t hire the #COOP to run their farm.

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

Local basis coincidentally dropped 25 cents at 11:00 this morning.

I love being in control.

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

@weevilhog Duh, the #COOP is. The best competition is no competition.

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

Snake oil sales goona be lit AF this summer!!!!

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

@BeetfarmerDave @fama_il How else are we supposed to pay for all the managers for the managers and the managers under the vp’s at corporate?

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

It’s so nice out we went put another pass of ammonia on a field so the guy doesn’t have to side dress it next year. #4Rs

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

This is why we cater to GR Farms. A well run BTO. While all you smaller farmers are bitching they’re out here getting something done.

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

Running gas today in the south Pana bottoms. Have all 6 RX’s in the same field today. It’s been a really nice worm gas season. We started around September 10th when ground conditions were near perfect. Ran a tripple rate of N serve to compensate for ground temp to start. #gas20

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

Everyone wants to harp on the #COOP until it’s time to do CO-OP shit.

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

@weevilhog I like to live life on the edge.

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

@SmithAgConrad Spread it with the wind and turn those fans up!

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

@eichstadt_jay Farmers should be bringing us lunch!

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

@logantowles That’s the only guy here working outside that doesn’t have a felony.

[Brad @ The COOP CCA @COOPbradboy]

It’s #COOPPrimeDay call now for deals on Flexstar, AgSaver, AND ULTRA BLAZER.

[Plant Manager Mike, CCA @coopmanagermike]

What a beautiful day to be spreading fertilizer!