J L

No no, I'm sure.

[J L @copepodcowboy]

@porterairlines all of your clients are sleeping on couches or on the floor because we are stranded. The airport is closed; workers are vacuuming the floor around all the @porterairlines customers in the airport lobby because we weren't given the okay to go to book hotels.

[J L @copepodcowboy]

Hi @porterairlines I'm sitting with ~100 people in Victoria airport who were kicked off our Porter flight after 2 hours in the plane with no word from Porter, no Porter employees at the airport, phone lines closed, airport closed, no compensation. Uhh?? help ??

[J L @copepodcowboy]

@porterairlines automated phone system informs me my call *might* be answered within ELEVEN hours 😭 meanwhile there are workers vacuuming the airport floor around all the people sleeping in the lobby and the outlets are switched off. Help us.

[J L @copepodcowboy]

Hi @porterairlines I'm sitting with ~100 people in Victoria airport who were kicked off our Porter flight after 2 hours in the plane with no word from Porter, no Porter employees at the airport, phone lines closed, airport closed, no compensation. Uhh?? help ??

[vi @ViLettuce]

[NEWS] Addison Rae reveals she cannot use Lagrange Multipliers to remove constraints during optimizations

[ZFlawless 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌉 @ZFlawles1s]

the take youre not ready to hear: this is unironically what the median voter sees

[royyy @trackten10]

god giving us oklou after grimes fell off

[Gabe ✩ ᒼᴿᴶ @lastthingtwice]

Do we prefer Carly Rae Jepsen with one eye or two eyes

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Downloading an app so I can use my new lightbulb

[brian @brianonhere]

community college non credit continuing education classes are so sick

[gross boy🐌 @grossb0y]

learning.........

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

This is a human head as shown by the Mercator Projection.

[𝖑𝖎𝖑𝖘k𝖊𝖙𝖈𝖍.𝖊𝖙𝖍 ♡ 邪教 @lilsketch]

you can have 1 pill choose now

[bald @featureswifts]

my brain hurts

[John Cogs @JohnCogs5]

I've been working on this for a while. I call it cogs fluid. I hope it will change the world

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

Republican voters when they see literally any research grant they don’t understand