copysquirl⚡︎

creative advertising strategist, copywriter, super genius, modesty award winner, freelancer, problem child, rabble-rouser, chatbox, word girl, batfs

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Can Elon Musk buy Fox News next

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If you voted blue up and down the ballot, please retweet this status. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Three multibillionaires now own more wealth than the bottom half of America – 160 million Americans.

Don’t tell me we can’t afford a wealth tax on the super-rich.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Memo to the media: Please don't say inflation is at a 40-year high without also mentioning that corporate profits are at a 70-year high. Give the people the full picture.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

I will absolutely contort myself in costume while staring enigmatically into the middle distance in order to get your attention so that I can remind you and your friends and families to make a plan to vote so that we can stay the hell out of Gilead. No question. VOTE.

[World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO]

@DrTedros "We expect the situation to continue to deteriorate. But so far, intl. support hasn't been at the scale or speed needed. Trillions of 💲 are being poured into fighting wars around the 🌍. We continue to ask intl. donors to invest in saving lives in #Pakistan"-@DrTedros

[copysquirl⚡︎ @copysquirl]

@UberFacts kerplumf

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Last week Matt Gaetz voted against $18 billion of federal disaster aid for Florida.

Now Matt Gaetz is asking the federal government to send more help.

[astrology bot @astrologybot_]

do it, scorpio. or you'll regret it.

[copysquirl⚡︎ @copysquirl]

@BeatTheCult logic and rational investigation

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

All 16 of Florida’s Republican members of the House voted AGAINST federal disaster relief for Florida yesterday.

[copysquirl⚡︎ @copysquirl]

@AnneLouiseAvery you’re giving us an incredible example- glad you’re with us

[copysquirl⚡︎ @copysquirl]

@AnneLouiseAvery this little guy always makes me feel a little better - but i’m a weirdo

[copysquirl⚡︎ @copysquirl]

FYI- I’d sooner drive a rusty nail through a banana on the center of my forehead than put heels on again.

[copysquirl⚡︎ @copysquirl]

@thehubrispanda today. this. yea.

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

"congratulations, it's a bunny"

[copysquirl⚡︎ @copysquirl]

yeahhhhh it’s just what i needed to cheer me up today! thanks! @unbounders #unboundbooks

[I plead the 1st @jbrown11871]

Trump is in DC tonight possibly not by his choice. Possibly he is being trade to Russia for Brittney Griner and a third round draft pick