Bud Kilmer's Burner Account

big opinions•little/no actual knowledge 🤑 Specialization in remembering random facts & forgetting important tasks 🫡

[Mizzou @Mizzou]

When you say MIZ and they don’t respond ZOU.

Love you, @sophaller #MizzouMade

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@JoeBrr_burner @heykayadams @dakinlikebacon How you claim to be Midwest when you live in the Eastern time zone?

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@ScarFaceFGC Bron don't belong in that convo

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@MOFertility @muheediva01 Maybe for rich kids.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This Storm chaser and photographer captured one of the most beautiful supercell skies you’ll ever see over the small town of Lorenzo, Nebraska.

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@BernieSanders Now do California

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! Spencer Pratt just dropped this after they stole the LA mayoral election from him — he’s about to drop BOMBSHELLS he was saving for the general election!

“We have some recordings of one of your insulting candidates doing and saying something that would make her resign in shame.” 🤯

“I was saving it for the general election. Go ahead and pick your demon, certify your choice, and then you get to see it.”

“You think you can get rid of me that easily?”

“Karen, Nithya, ask yourself, is it possible that one of your employees may have a recording of you doing or saying something that would force you to resign in disgrace?”

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“I'm going to be lighting you up every single day and now I don't have to worry about offending CNN viewers.”

“I don't have campaign laws hamstringing me now. It's WAR. It's zero hour for Los Angeles!”

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This video gets funnier every single time you watch it

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@Travis1 Larry-Mike-Kobe. In that order

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@SECcousinShane 1 v 2 Kansas at Arrowhead

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@emmitonair The Admiral. Who else could it be?

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@JVMonte2 Eminem - The Slim Shady LP

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@michwontmiss Commercially - Lose Yourself
Lyrically - The Way I Am

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@BGatesIsaPyscho @grok Did Bill Gates really create ticks that make people allergic to meat and dairy?

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@SenSanders My dude, your party is for open borders, fraud of every kind, and believe men can get pregnant. Let's start there first...

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Bag Chasin' Torres

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@TBlountNews @49BlakeTreinen How does this trash get on my time-line? #ragebait

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@DougFromNBC @ActiveHoopers @picassoswork @NoLimitsRiq Middle tier center at best. Certainly did not command attention offensively. My point is Jordan scored 30+ without an inside post presence.

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@ActiveHoopers @picassoswork @NoLimitsRiq He averaged 30 with 7 footers camped out in the paint, hard fouls, no carries/traveling/eurosteps. He averaged 30 will Luk Longley and Bill Wennington on his team!!!

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Act your age, grandma

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Madonna, 67, took over NYC Times Square with a surprise performance to kick off Pride Month