corbin5

Woman. Wife. Mother. Librarian. Ally. BLM. Love is Love. Science is real.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Your car is German. Your pizza is Italian. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies American. Your shirt is Indian. Your electronic Chinese. Your numbers Arabic. Your letters are Latin. And you complain your neighbor is an immigrant! Pull yourself together.

[corbin5 @corbin5]

@usaa. NOT ONE FREAKING HUMAN WORKING IN CLAIMS TODAY. Not even one. On phone for TWO HOURS going through broken phone tree and being transferred and disconnected. So frustrated and angry,

[corbin5 @corbin5]

@USAA Almost 2 hours and I can’t get even ONE LIVE HUMAN on the phone. I’ve been disconnected, transferred and put around and around on circles for TWO HOURS

[SafetySwipe @SafetyNotorious]

You just whispered the forbidden words… WANNA GO FOR A WALK?! 🐶💨

[corbin5 @corbin5]

@ThatEricAlper Bon Jovi opening for .38 Special

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

With a week to reflect, I’m convinced this was the greatest moment in sports history.

A 2-star recruit leads the worst program ever to a national championship, beats his hometown team that wouldn’t let him walk on, and finishes it by running over the same guy who knocked him out the year before, with his mother battling MS watching from the stands.

If it was a Disney movie, you’d say it was too much.

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

2026 has 15 long weekends if you use your PTO right:

Jan 1-4 (4 days) - 1 PTO
Jan 17-20 (4 days) - 1 PTO
Feb 13-16 (4 days) - 1 PTO
Apr 3-6 (4 days) - 1 PTO
May 22-25 (4 days) - 1 PTO
Jun 19-22 (4 days) - 1 PTO
Jul 3-6 (4 days) - 1 PTO
Sep 4-7 (4 days) - 1 PTO
Oct 9-12 (4 days) - 1 PTO
Nov 7-11 (5 days) - 2 PTO
Nov 11-15 (5 days) - 2 PTO
Nov 26-29 (4 days) - 1 PTO
Dec 23-27 (5 days) - 2 PTO
Dec 25-28 (4 days) - 1 PTO
Dec 30-Jan 3 (5 days) - 2 PTO

Never let a job make you feel bad for using PTO

[Movie Moments Analyst @Movies_analyst]

Disney copied their own homework for decades.

From the 1950s to the 1970s, hand drawn films were expensive — so they copied motion and reused animation sequences which kept the productions alive.

Magic on screen, pure resourcefulness behind it.

[Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA]

I mean every one of these words.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Spot on

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Let me say this LOUDLY AND CLEARLY for the demented, hateful jackasses in the back:

The VAST majority of shootings have been committed by straight white men, not trans.

Out of 5,200 shootings, only 5 of them have been committed by transgender people.

STOP SCAPEGOATING THEM.

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Not Black.
Not Trans.
Not Muslim.
Not an Immigrant.
Not a Democrat.

Meet Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson.
A white Christian, Conservative, Republican male with a gun... again.

[TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard #OnYourLeftist @UpToTASK]

So for those keeping score. Charlie Kirk’s killer, Tyler Robinson, is:

Transgender:🚫
Queer:🚫
Black:🚫
Muslim:🚫
Immigrant:🚫
Democrat:🚫
Antifa:🚫
White✅
Christian✅
Conservative✅
Republican✅
Male✅
Straight✅
Gun Fan✅

Sorted. Leave us out of it. Deal with your own shit.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Let’s remember Charlie Kirk by his best work.

Black people
“Happening all the time in urban America, prowling Blacks go around for fun to go target white people, that’s a fact. It’s happening more and more.”

Black pilots
“If I see a Black pilot, I’m gonna be like, ’Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’”

Black women
“They're coming out, and they're saying, 'I'm only here because of affirmative action.' Yeah, we know. You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person's slot to go be taken somewhat seriously."

Civil rights
“We made a huge mistake when we passed the Civil Rights Act in the mid-1960s.”

Death penalty
"[Death penalties] should be public, should be quick, should be televised… I think at a certain age, it’s an initiation… At what age should you start to see public executions?"

Democrats
“The Democrat Party supports everything that God hates.”

Empathy
"I can't stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up new age term that does a lot of damage."

Feminism
“Reject feminism. Submit to your husband, Taylor. You're not in charge."

Gay people
“You might want to crack open that Bible of yours. In a lesser referenced part of the same part of scripture, is in Leviticus 18 is that, ‘thou shalt lay with another man shall be stoned to death.’ Just sayin’! So Miss Rachel, you quote Leviticus 19… the chapter before affirms God’s perfect law when it comes to sexual matters.”

George Floyd
“This guy was a scumbag.”

Great Replacement Theory
“It's not a Great Replacement Theory, it's a Great Replacement Reality. Just this year, 3.6 million foreigners will invade America. 10-15 million will enter by the end of Joe Biden's term. Each will probably have 3-5 kids on average while native born Americans have 1.5 per couple. You are being replaced, by design.”

Guns
“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.”

Jews
“Jewish donors have been the number one funding mechanism of radical open-border, neoliberal, quasi-Marxist policies, cultural institutions and nonprofits. This is a beast created by secular Jews and now it’s coming for Jews, and they're like, ‘What on Earth happened?’ And it's not just the colleges. It's the nonprofits, it's the movies, it's Hollywood, it's all of it.”

Martin Luther King Jr.
“MLK was awful. He's not a good person. He said one good thing he actually didn't believe.”

Muslims
“They aren’t even hiding their intentions. Muslims plan to conquer Europe by demographic replacement. Will Europe wake up in time?”

Palestine
“I don’t think the place exists.”

Transgender people
“You’re an abomination to God.”

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Week WON

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Coincidentally, Bill Belichick was 41 when Jordon Hudson was 7.

[Emerald Robinson ✝️ @EmeraldRobinson]

First they told you: they would release the Epstein files.

Then they told you: they were reviewing the Epstein files.

Then they said: they couldn't release the Epstein files.

Then they said: there were no Epstein files.

Then they said: stop talking about the Epstein files.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Radical Leftist Ronald Reagan on tariffs in 1987: