Das Corbitt

Keep living.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

I think it’s important to note, that even though Vance is incompetent, if it wasn’t for Trump, Vance and Rubio would have had a deal by now.

The only thing standing in Trump’s way, is Trump.

He’s not a good deal maker.

He rambles, and lies and can’t keep his ego in check for even 2 seconds.

And the arrogance and the threats and the lies, have backed him into a corner.

There have been plenty of off-ramps here that even subpar statesmen could have navigated towards.

Instead, Trump is proving in his twilight years, that his entire life was a sham.

He lived off daddy’s money, a fake TV persona, and bullying undocumented workers.

The man who prides himself as the “deal maker” has shown he’s the person least capable of making a deal.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

James Carville to Donald Trump: “You sit down and you listen to me you fat fuck. I watched that word mash you had night before last. Don’t go throw the fucking number on me before the election because I want you very very aware on election night when people tell you what the fuck they think of you. They hate you. Everybody hates you.”

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[David Hall @thefancavepod]

Worst 11-2 season in the history of college football

11-0 start
Lose to your arch rival
Home loss in the first round of the playoffs

No rivalry win
No conference title
No bowl win
No playoff wins
No national title

Just 11 meaningless wins, and the most depressing 2 game ending imaginable

[Das Corbitt @corboto]

Imma be real. The chili cheese burrito really disappointed.

[Matthew Lauseng @MatthewLauseng]

@EastEndJoe Watch closely, Trump completely misses the ball and then tries to grab it off the ground before anyone notices. Trump spends all that time on the golf course and is still one of the worst golfers in the country, it’s absolutely hilarious. 😆🤣😂😆

[Rachel Cohen Booth @rcobooth]

this video of Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet is playing in the federal Department of Housing and Urban Development cafeteria this morning

(per source @HUDgov)

[Das Corbitt @corboto]

@atrupar What a fucking cock gobbler he is.

[Das Corbitt @corboto]

I just got one thing to say fellas. Platitudes.

[Gabrielle Giffords @GabbyGiffords]

Political violence is terrifying. I know.

I’m holding former President Trump, and all those affected by today’s indefensible act of violence in my heart. Political violence is un-American and is never acceptable—never.

[Das Corbitt @corboto]

@KegsnEggs This is the most American thing that could ever happen.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Ladies & gentlemen, your 2023 Arizona Cardinals

[Omar Rivero @OmarRiverosays]

Elon Musk spend his money on buying a social network just to stroke his fragile ego. Dolly Parton spent her money on putting 150 million books in the hands of children. BE LIKE DOLLY.

[Das Corbitt @corboto]

My new batterees from @amazon are here. #tecnology

[Jeff @TheFantasyEng]

When your wife just left you but at least you got backup tight end Isaiah Likely off waivers for your 2-6 fantasy team.

[Evan Brøwn ® @FFEvanlution]

Ladies and gentlemen,

Fantasy football in 2022.

[For AR People @ForARPeople1]

Before you head into your weekend, take 5 min to sign our #payARteachers petition + email @ARGOP #arleg members, asking them to support salary increases for public school employees. Retweet + share. This is people power. #arpx

link to petition: 👇👇👇
https://t.co/91Mib4HuS5

[Das Corbitt @corboto]

Pay Arkansas Teachers! https://t.co/DWt2JuQQxh

.@ashleyshoffner