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[Him @corbyt32]

Tom Brady: loses a playoff game and drives home in his million dollar car to his million dollar home to his world famous international model wife and has six super bowl rings.

Me: hahaha what a loser

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Money to feed hungry Americans: $0

Money for Israel: $300,000,000,000

[𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐈 @_lorelei1]

just witnessed the birth of a contemporary classic

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

It’s hard to comprehend some of these numbers until you actually break it down.

$434,000 PER HOUR😳

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

The icon in the bottom left means he didn't have this photo ready to go but instead Google searched like "Hunter Biden fucked up" or something. And I think that's beautiful.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’m like a retarded philosopher

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

"All I'm saying Carmella is if the 'I' in AIPAC stood for Italian, they'd be calling it a mafia organization. A bunch of Italians in congress sending billions of dollars to Italy for military aid? We couldn't get away with that shit."

[GUCCE @gucceCU]

Bro😭😭😭😭

[Joe Montana @JosephMontanaJr]

Bet you won’t top it 20 yards next time

[Chicken Joe 🐔 @ChickenJoeSTL]

Jim's Standard Oil
Center, Missouri

(Gas here is still 12.9¢ per gallon)

[Slop Bowl Connoisseur @slopbowlcritic]

At the local strip mall. What should I get for lunch?

[Track Phantom @TrackPhantom]

Not exactly the spot you want your jockey in if you bet the #8 in this race.

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

The moment a Waymo drove full speed into flood waters. @11Alive

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Konerko's jersey officially made it to @Pontifex

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

AIPAC spent $9 million to take out Rep. Thomas Massie.

Trump megadonors spent another $7 million.

It was the most ever spent on a House primary race—all because he defied Trump on Gaza and Epstein.

NO, billionaire super PACs should not buy our elections. One person, one vote.

[Hawkeye Enjoyer (IOWA FIRST) 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent.

We’re cooked.

[Tamar Sher @tamar_sher]

Look at that crazy stat.

Born 4/24/2006 Konnor Griffin is the first player to play at Busch III that is younger than the stadium. #stlcards