Corn Cob Mike

good morning

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

NO!!!! THESE SHAPES DO NOT EXIST IN THE NATURAL WORLD!!!!!!

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

i think this is true

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Twitter is better than goin to da club...

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

is this true

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@fentasyl Zuck is a cuck

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

Very suspicious thing to say

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

had a dream i liked coffee but i dont. like cofee

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

is this true

[The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans @TheOvalPawffice]

🐾 Just a reminder: there’s nothing in the Constitution that would prevent a pup from being Speaker of the House. Awoooof!

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

happy anniversary to a new year

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

hard boil deggs

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

harb oil degs

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

this song alaways makes me sad https://t.co/JNQIOZZG4W

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

@StevenErtelt he will just have to make more himself

[Burt Steingraeber @BSteingraeber]

So true

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Alpha males could solve all of the world's problems over a beer at Hooters.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Why are so many people jealous of me?

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

only wish i had more

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TheCriticalDri2 Testosterone rocks ngl

[Dano @drink_bleach]

I'd assume that "urinal cakes" are the worst tasting out of all the cake varieties.

[Twopercent (“Computer Noise” OUT NOW 🥳 ) @_twopercent_]

I wonder what a urinal cake would taste and feel like to eat

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

convenieint how all the bit coins keep having the hacks

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Thanksgiving has arrived.  Getting started early   Got faithful Beth out   Hv to take easy w faithful Beth. Been informed it’s too old to get repairs. With a little care I expect faithful Beth to clean Grassley home for a few more years

[Corn Cob Mike @corncob_mike]

who

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except you know who