Philip 🌽

🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 lets play Dota

[Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J]

"nachos" at the barcelona airport (that's mayo)

[Philip 🌽 @corndogscorn]

@KELVlN_FILTER @ZacharyLipez @finalnormalman Think he’s talking about “prophecy of the dragon”

[Ian Grant @ian__grant]

I have written the only correct review of “Reality Awaits,” the brilliant new record from The Strokes

https://t.co/FVkgkt7tRt

[Philip 🌽 @corndogscorn]

My copy of Outer Dark is filled with random underlines and ends at 97 with “fuck you cormac.” What a treat.

[Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine]

sometimes you can tell from a person’s underlining in a used book that they aren’t going to make it

[Perry ♉︎ Macadelic @nadiaetc_]

Falso fan de los strokes: qué mierda es estoo un asco el autotune

Verdadero fan de los strokes: see julian está re gaga ta bueno esto

[Joey Devine @JoeyDevine]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough where people are arguing in good faith that the killers are better and cooler than the strokes.

[douvid @douviddd]

el nuevo disco de los strokes es como una paja con 2 dedos en el culo, esta bueno pero es raro, un poco te incomoda porque no estas acostumbrado pero le agarras el gusto

[Philip 🌽 @corndogscorn]

@radscorpion69 I’ll be there

[Will @SilentDawnLB]

The fact that The Odyssey ultimately shines as brightly as it does in spite of some of Nolan's worst-ever action is pretty impressive lol

[LORD KURWA III ~Exalted flower~ @kawaiikurwa]

dota has a hero named silencer his ult silences everything on the map and all his voicelines are about silence. 50% of the heroes in this game are like this

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

when the fajitas come out sizzlin

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

a great opportunity for me to beg like a dog for people to read The Things They Carried

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

You know how it is when you're kissing a guy with a tongue stud.

Yes! Yeah! Oh, God, yes.

[Jude☣︎🆒 @LavenderRex7705]

The blocking in the early seasons of Red vs. Blue