Ben Stiltner

[Ben Stiltner @cornfielddba]

@BrentO If this were my house a deep cleaning for cat hair would be required before finishing. My cat would OWN that playhouse.

[Ben Stiltner @cornfielddba]

@ade_roe @matsonj This was my first thought when I read this. Looking at the plan should show Index Seek at first and then Table Scan on the second. All because the function in the WHERE clause makes the plan go from a set based operation to RBAR (row by agonizing row).

[Ben Stiltner @cornfielddba]

@BrentO A Swatch without a face guard. Living dangerous.

[Ben Stiltner @cornfielddba]

@MMarie I find it interesting that a lot of SM savvy people bought into a shitpost. He admits it in a comment. But people love to get offended and this is an effective demonstration.

[Tom Zíka @Zikato25]

Inspired by @SQLEspresso's and @erinstellato's 20 minute sqlbits session. With additional input by @BrentO

#sqlmeme

[Jeffrey Snover @jsnover]

Fun Story: the original name for cmdlets were Functional Units or FU's.

What can I say? I'm from Boston. 🤣

[Ben Stiltner @cornfielddba]

@LowlyDba I just came across your scripts as I skimmed through dbatools commands. Sp_doc is just what I've been looking for. I used that along with VSCode to create nice html data dictionary files.

Great work!

[Ben Stiltner @cornfielddba]

@StephenKing It has been a long time since I read this, but when Pennywise confronts Becky in her house weren't there references to "RF"?

[Ben Stiltner @cornfielddba]

First time this happened.

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[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

People are talking about ‘key bumps,’ and so we have a duty to tell you some things about this.

[Ben Stiltner @cornfielddba]

@BrentO Thanks for sharing this Brent. My wife and I saw the video of the elderly Ukrainian woman offering the seeds and saying this to the invading soldier was inspiring. So glad to provide what little support I can. I ordered one as well!

[Ben Stiltner @cornfielddba]

My job is a question on Jeopardy. YAY! The answer given was "Administration" and it was counted correct. 🥺

[Ben Stiltner @cornfielddba]

@BrentO My morning started with our restore test instance telling me we had corruption in a primary finance database. Thankfully it turned out to be an issue with the backup on the storage device and not the database. A new Full backup resolved the problem.

[Ben Stiltner @cornfielddba]

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