Sam Cobb

DWTM

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

The alphabet scares me

“A bee sea?”

No thank you I’ll just stop you right there

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

I’m telling my kids this was Bernie Sanders

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

where's the snapchat filter that takes soul crushing depression out of my eyes

[Sam Cobb @cornonthecobb69]

@hannahnwil If you find anyone who knows what that means, please let me know.

[Sam Cobb @cornonthecobb69]

Homie really busted out the thesaurus for this one.

[Darren @darrendotexe]

Cops when BLM protestors break into a Target: *tear gas, beatings, arrests*

Cops when Trump supporters break into the US Capitol building:

[Big Time Maca @big_time_maca]

nothing says you’re a true patriot like flying a confederate flag in front of the US Capitol

[Sam Cobb @cornonthecobb69]

FO REAL. I just wanna see some aliens.

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Storming the Capital Building was like a million times easier than the Area 51 raid WTF

[Sam Cobb @cornonthecobb69]

I will 100% support Dave Matthews Band if it means more of this

[andrew @FPSpr33zy]

Dave Matthews Band- Twisted Tea Marching

[Sam Cobb @cornonthecobb69]

“Sorry I got drunk and sent you all those memes” is a phrase I would have never thought existed, yet here I am.

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

Today would have been Large Marge's 83rd birthday... if it hadn't been for that WRECK!

https://t.co/O8kPjXUNyX

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Grogu is gonna be a grown ass man showing up places and we’re still gonna call him Baby Yoda and it’s going to drive him fucking insane

[John Paul Safford @notjacksafford]

When I walk into a southern grocery store with my mask on

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

can’t we just use science to genetically build a president we can all agree on? what the hell are they even teaching these STEM kids

[bluebee @bloobee_bluebee]

Sometimes I feel like dying and then I remember i lived at the same time as the height of black eyed peas and then I’m ok

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

[Sam Cobb @cornonthecobb69]

@NadineBarragan Starting a weekly crying club if you want to join

[Sam Cobb @cornonthecobb69]

COME ON