Doan Pham

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@BillGates Where in hell can I get a thermometer to know if I have a fever?! Got an ear infection like 6 weeks ago. Got the chills but didn't know of the fever.

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[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@Make_It_Right Friend's dad in Denver hired a contractor to renovate their house...

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@RahelKittridge "Brain please go to sleep. We can play tomorrow..."

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@USPS Thanks for sending my Passport + Visa 4 days LATE when I paid for Priority Mail Express. I already missed my flight Wednesday.

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

My uncle gave me $20 to buy "kangaroo" wine for our Australian guests... Lol

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@HilaryDuff @YoungerTV Tell her to tweet in 3rd person, its more fun that way!

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@chelsiehightowr https://t.co/vZWmGSuFQ9 Have you done this yet? :)

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@chelsiehightowr Yo, drop into the K-State architecture dept when you fly in feb 4th, I'll laser cut you something dope!

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@ShawnGehle @SouthwestAir Do they still serve Peanuts? Word of caution, a bag of Asian Shrimp crackers will reek up a pressurized cabin...

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@LaurennRox haha, that's what happens when you live in the city. Sketchy fuckers out there...

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

"@FunnyJokeBook: EVERY TIME http://t.co/NxND3Edcbi"

I reorganize things in the bag, it screws shit up! The machine is an OCD bitch...

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

Tinder is SCANDALOUS, it's addictive, gives false hope to girls because I get my rights + lefts confused. I need to join Tinder Anonymous...

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@ShawnGehle thanks for coming out to kstate. Wished you brought me + prof Norheim them killer beef briskets from SLO!

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@AliceSophiaEve Ahhhh, welcome to twitter fellow Aquarian !! You rocked in Startrek !!

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@shabbsies That's where the money is, work other people don't wanna do, wanna trade places? Lol

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“Never judge someone by their job title. You’d be surprised at the talents people can have.” – Midas Touch

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

I'm laughing like a retard imagining Mr. T from the A-Team say "Pity da fool" to 2 Chainz...

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

@ohitsmunstar What is this? Did you signup for some weird science experiment? Exercise diary?! Let me know if they let me takes pics instead

[Doan Pham @corpuszero]

Baby, can i check out your contours on your topography, you can rise and run the stairs at the site afterwards...