Corrie Jones

"Because all drivers can't be trusted to drive responsibly..." is said silently.

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

@DuncanStott @rail_guns Never quite feels pedestrianised, sadly. Lorries till midday, police and royal mail vans, illegal motorbikes and a smattering of lost drivers.

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

@rail_guns Two Stratford legends together - Swan saving Cyril Bennis and the perfect pootler Pashley bikes

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

Guarantee this driver fucked around and found out.
Cowley Road, this morning.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I own a restaurant business. Ending cash payments was the best decision I've ever made. The Venn diagram between people who say "cash is king" and those most likely to complain about something was basically a circle

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

Farewell then to the very usable racks at ex @tapsocialbrew White House @dodopubco slow and steady. No bike racks available and sounds like it's wheelbenders on order.

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

@StewCElliott But you're absolutely right: there are prominent, desirable and easy cyclable pubs in Oxford with large car parks and zero bike racks.

[Tom Watson @tom_watson]

You know I love you, but you ate an ostrich anus during a parliamentary session.

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

@jeffreyjohnbell The only time would be to use the loo - paying the toilet tax after with a half pint is law though.

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

Important, well written, smart thread. Take a minute, take it in

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

@MattEvans £7 pint of excellent tank pilsner urquell, I think augustiner in a bottle was a bit less.

[Rowan Hooper ローワン フーパー @rowhoop]

I can't believe it's not butter!
[It's not - it's vegan fat made from carbon dioxide]
https://t.co/R0SzQGD82T by @MadeleineCuff

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

@JLewisland Ethical vacuum

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@BadlyParkedOx @EmilyKerr36 @chrisjarvisdiy It's not a lack of appropriate places to park or load. It's a lack of giving a fk. This is yesterday.

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

@APowellLaw No 'feels' about it, it is common. Tactile paving on the Cowley Road has become roosts for BMWs. Please call on @OxfordshireCC to increase Conduent patrols at peak times here (or indeed have some at all!)

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

@AndrewxMontague @LoveRat15 @DivRoadLTN While Andrew is getting hot and bothered about fake homophobic bs, and also making new rubbish up about Oxford roads (the Ab Rd is busy b/c Botley Rd is closed), let's go live to CCR where it appears gridlock is not occuring.

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

@AndrewxMontague @LoveRat15 @DivRoadLTN Is there a different CCR I'm not aware of? There were 4 cars waiting at the lights at 1630 yesterday. That's not gridlock, it's not even a jam. It's a queue.

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

Fairly topical, Two Ton School Run Arcade Machine, drive your kid 400 metres to school avoiding obstacles. (The whole video is just lovely, as is the arcade in Holborn.) https://t.co/ho2ppFeJJu via @YouTube

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

@fredfelt haha I find there's quite often similar mental gymnastics about excessive/antisocial car driving too, and yes I am insufferable!

[Coalition for Healthy Streets and Active Travel @CoHSATOxon]

Our latest survey shows fewer vacant shops on Cowley Road - outperforming national trends again.
Vacancies over 173 units surveyed are down to 9 (vs. 12 in 2018).
They would have been 15-16 if national trends had been followed.
https://t.co/e9Hw4AGoUD

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

@HolyBollards That is gorgeous, but I think the van on zigzags/pavement is more representative of Oxford walking and wheeling environment, sadly.

[Corrie Jones @corriemjones]

@amwilson_opera @yhoitink @IanBryan77 @sixteenthCgirl I guarantee you the cost of that parking has increased by less than your meal over the last 3 years, perhaps even the last 12 months.