Sarah Corton

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The UK waving goodbye to a Conservative government.

[Sarah Corton @corton1981]

.@Furniture123 I have had the worst experience with ordering bedroom furniture. You work with Jade Assembly who have failed to do anything they said they would. Your customer service team just copy and paste their email responses. I'm still without furniture and getting nowhere.

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

@SuellaBraverman Maybe this government, who have been in power for over a decade, should take a look in the mirror and ask why there's been such an increase in homelessness and think about how you've failed these people rather than take their tents away just as winter closes in you utter bellend

[All That Dazzles @ATDazzles]

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.

[Christian O'Connell @OC]

The Beckham documentary is brilliant

Roy Keane and Gary Neville should get Netflix stand up specials !

Beckham is way more complex and vulnerable than people think

The mid to late 90s for football was just the best

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

If you missed Holly Willoughby's very personal and sincere television message to you and millions of others, you can replicate the warm feelings of healing and comfort it brought to so many of us by gazing at a fish tank full of rotting giblets while sandpapering your teeth.

[Notgreggwallace @GreggggWallace]

Holly Willoughby's 'open and honest' statement today #ThisMorning

[Sheffield Wednesday @swfc]

WE BELIEVED!!!!!

[Sarah Corton @corton1981]

@crazywithtwins My 10 YO didn't want to go back either and doesn't like school...this class on particular...so I do feel your pain.

[Sarah Corton @corton1981]

@crazywithtwins I find brats who are fussy about going to school intolerable...

[Sarah Corton @corton1981]

@TimRickson @crazywithtwins I hope it is made up in a way... unhinged is putting it nicely!

[Sarah Corton @corton1981]

@crazywithtwins I think calling it bad manners is judging them. It probably works out OK as I doubt the children would want to come back! If your child's friend potentially not eating what you've cooked for them means they're not welcome in your home, I think it says more about you than them.

[Sarah Corton @corton1981]

@crazywithtwins Children (and adults) can have complicated relationships with food for all sorts of reasons. Who are you to judge and to decide that's not acceptable? Surely friendship and fun are more important? It's one night!

[Sarah Corton @corton1981]

@scooby_doo1980 @GladiatorsTV Not that you've thought about it much 🤔 🤣

[The State of LinkedIn @StateOfLinkedIn]

Let’s just ban fireworks? They hold no use in society other than being annoying as fuck

[Sarah Corton @corton1981]

@gedfitzfilm @refrigeratorcar

[Sarah Corton @corton1981]

Finished #freckles by @Cecelia_Ahern today. Just brilliant!

[Sarah Corton @corton1981]

Johnny Depp's smile though ❤
#JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard

[Sarah Corton @corton1981]

Happy birthday to the beautiful @HowardDonald

[Jenifer🇵🇦🇺🇸⚖️♎️🇨🇺 @LibraChick25]

Attorney: “Did you drink whiskey in the mornings?” JD: “Isn’t happy hour at anytime?” Attorney: “Did you keep cocaine in the box that has your initials on it?”JD: “I can’t say that there is cocaine in it, but it looks like it can fit cocaine.”😆🤣😂🤣😩💀#JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard