Cort

[Cort @cortzack]

@nigeekush an L. Like LSD?

[Norm Kelly @norm]

What. Did. They. Do. To. Mr. Clean.

[Cort @cortzack]

@Rishi_Vasu screw you I had this

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@Rishi_Vasu I am unsure how you getting butt fucked relates here. But if you want to talk about that event at any point I'm here for you 😌

[Cort @cortzack]

@Rishi_Vasu is it really considered verbal abuse if they are just saying facts? 🤔🤗

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@marissa_mcnutt it's ironic that you broke your foot after falling down the stairs the day after you tweeted this

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@Bridget_Cara @CommonWhiteGirI this is literally too real and now I'm upset forever and there's no fixing this

[Glenn Loury 2.0 Darker, Gayer, Different @justabloodygame]

[Ghost stops playing tennis and turns to camera]

"I am totally dead, but with twice daily Resurrectra, I don't let my 'disease' define me."

[Cort @cortzack]

*kayla says to me after a night where we brawled*
"Cortney, buy me a diamond "

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@kaylizcabe right back at ya Kayla "can't fight" McCabe

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Kayla and I brawled for roughly 30 seconds. She got heated. Then I placed her on the couch.

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@akleffke you tweeted this when you could hear me coughing my lung up last night, didn't you ?

[Cort @cortzack]

@tinatbh thinking of you @akleffke ��

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@JessAyotte it took a lot of stealth and a pinch of magic

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@JessAyotte AINT HE THE BEST! Hartford parking lots bring in the best

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

WHAT IS THIS 😩😂 https://t.co/AW9wuG388c

[Cort @cortzack]

I wish Amanda Bynes never went off the deep end

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@mkeenan23

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Meghan "this picture speaks for itself" Keenan

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Kayla " I'll never make you another piece of fucking chicken again " McCabe