kelp lover

25 • aries sun • sagittarius moon • libra rising • she/they • venmo: zbuff • @SammydaTerrier

[Raveny @raveny_raven]

my fav kind of lighting is when you can't see the face because of the flash

[will 🍁 @autumnausky]

Boyfriend not home. Pedes on the bed

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

bro come over i got edibles

[Black Andrews? @snakesandrews]

what do you think about this

[sea skull @fin_sharkoo]

Caine when kinger starts having a thought

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

I was feeling full that day and now I know why

[wint @dril]

Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

(about nothing in particular) it forms a gel

[Eli @rats7]

I was today years old when I found out you can cook spaghetti in a pan!!!😂 once a week i have a reoccurring dream where i'm in an empty church giving the eulogy at my own funeral

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Bats having a melon party
https://t.co/eH6PWLHCYl

[The Toasty Mutt Archive @supertoastymutt]

when puppies sleep it always looks like a bomb just went off

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

first vp who needs his facial folds cleaned out with a damp cloth to avoid infection

[the chitinous scavenger @SKULLHORNETS]

vampire bats are very cool :) theyre smart and social animals that share blood with eachother mouth to mouth to form bonds and help starving bats and have thermoreception like vipers to sense warm blood and low frequency hearing to sense the breathing of their hosts at a distance

[𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀 @clusterbitch_]

“muh religious freedom” until u dont like the religion

[kelp lover @corvidsz]

"every time we drive down this road, there's two main fart spots"

[kelp lover @corvidsz]

i gave my old littlest pet shops toys to my little cousin when i was at a preteen age where i thought id never want them again and she would be good to them and i regret it so bad😞 theyre either destroyed or lost in a storage unit but they were never cherished.