Cory Kleinschmidt

Digital marketer, startup founder, wino, Cardinals fanatic, humanist, writer of absurdly grandiose and/or aspirational LinkedIn headlines

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@jonoalderson Good luck getting anything done

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@FPWellman Done

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@olgakhazan Umm…. “like”? We really need more buttons on T*itter

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@DougJBalloon Too soon

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@MalcolmNance Add religion, an invisible, underlying factor that leads to zealotry and magical thinking. Once zealots see something like abortion as a cosmic battle that must be won, it leads to extreme behavior across the board.

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@mattsheffield So true. The belief in illogical superstitions paves the way for magical thinking in other aspects of society. As Colbert said, this allows “truthiness” to subvert critical thinking, making adherents susceptible to any lie. I have a modest plan to do something about it.

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@KamalaHarris F'ing awesome ad

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@america That’s not what the hecklers said. Another lie by the lying liar Elon Musk, who owns @america and who owns this shitty app and who is trying to own the actual America. I’ll start blocking ads from this account.

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@randfish Can’t hear you over the cartoon glasses

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@TomiLahren @KamalaHarris Low IQ Barbie says wut

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@GuntherEagleman @mcuban @BretBaier @KamalaHarris Your takes are as stupid as your name and your fake tough guy persona

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@america I Elonned

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@jessmbaum You don’t. You are the worst home schooling parent in history. I guarantee it!

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@jessmbaum @HawleyMO You are a dumb human being. No offense!

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@SapperJaeger @KyivIndependent Contender for tweet of the year

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@lilyraynyc #BreakUpGoogle ?

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@JohnJHarwood More like The Waffle House

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@CyrusShepard Hahahahahaha. Yeah

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@KamalaHQ I’m just here for stupid comments about how the uni-party is controlling everything.

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@SetraHost @wpengine Nope. I have one site with 20+ outdated plugins, but only the uploaded pro plugins are showing updates available.