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partners in everything, inevitably.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

DAN AND PHIL - THE HARD LAUNCH WORLD TOUR

TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME https://t.co/dPs8YqtW0h

[lucy @theamazingphil]

dan in his childhood returning the 50p gumballs he stole from the corner shop out of guilt while phil was starting petrol fires in his friends garage and wishing people died on their birthdays before blowing out his special candle on his brothers birthday cake

[eve ☆ @InternetIsQueer]

for the first time in phandom history, dan and phil are foreshadowing a major announcement and nobody is predicting that it's going to be the hard launch

[july 𖦹°‧ @julypies_]

i dont care where they live and understand and respect their right to privacy and why they dont show too much of their house vs omfg i just want to understand that stupid floorplan why is it round why is the kitchen on the 2nd floor but is connected to the lawn wtf

[virtualangelCRAFTS 💜🐇 DAN MONTH @padoisme]

i DON'T want to know where dnp live obviously but is their neighborhood like
🏠 🏠 🏠 🎪 🏠 🏠

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[carolina 🍒 @heartsfordnp]

Hi quick question! How am I supposed to get a job if every job requires work experience but I can't get work experience because you need work experience to get work experience but I can't get work experience because you need work experience to get work experierience but I can't g

[zay @cosmiccandytuft]

@danielhowell i think you should put us all in your island

[neil @3O011987]

i really do think that dan and phil haven't done any more agenda reveal videos in 5 months bc they couldn't come up with another challenge they could ruin by making it gay

[afi ★ @ashtonsoshq]

hate to break it to you guys saying that people grow out of being a fangirl but i’ve actually gotten more insufferable and crazy with age

[kora @ilyasroza]

do you think sometimes celebrities who attend the met gala get given their clothes and stand in the mirror like this wondering if it’s too late to fire their stylist

[alex 🐌 @snaillester]

i was about to tweet "phil just accidentally ran ads on the live stream" but that was Not an accident he saw a button that said "RUN ADS" and went Oooh i wonder what this does and clicked it

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

DAN AND PHIL PHOTOCARDS SEASON 2 OUT NOW! 55 to collect ft. holos, shinies and one SUPER RARE secret

https://t.co/yqRpR6zYz3 (uk/world)
https://t.co/aH7FzYDTsR (usa)
https://t.co/3BsF7O2fnu (europe)
https://t.co/sTfDavUAIk (koala)

[mads 𓆏 LIBERTY AND ALEX DAY @howellslesbians]

curly hair dinof am rather fond of you

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

not an early bird, nor a late night owl, but a secret third thing (permanently exhausted duck)

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

HAPPY 6 MONTHS OF PHAN BEING LEGAL

[Hudson Williams Updates @hudsonwupdates]

SLAP HIM AGAIN

[bee is yearning 🥀😔💔 @got7svt_]

guys is this legit what should i do

[nick 🍓 @saintplush]

why are threesomes only for sex why cant i join in a couples argument if i want to