killem.ngani

Building character through bad decisions, one day at a time.

[Wilma @Flintstone___]

Nadie sabe hacer pizza como los italianos.
Nadie sabe hacer revoluciones como los franceses.

[GUNNER @gunnerbdv]

I be hittin that mf roundabout so hard I be ina passenger seat

[ˢᵘⁿ_ᶜʰᵃˢᵉʳ ☀️📸 @Sun_Chaser_KE]

So watu wa Nairobi hospital na relatives ndio wagonjwa!!!!! not the people on the plane or in the buses patient zero was on!!!! how nice and interesting......

[❤️‍🔥 @toni_aa]

travelling to paris is always such a gamble. you dont know if the week you’re there is the week they decide to set the city on fire 😭😭

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

this is a terrible time to meet me in life I do not give a fuck anymore 😭

[Mike @hammerito]

Between the Air Force guy plummeting from the roof of the Astrodome and the priest getting killed by the falling crucifix it was not a great weekend for subtlety or not accidentally viewing snuff films

[AnaBanana @femalepencil]

Your caskets will be so light because yall take nothing to the grave

[Mari 🦴 @elfinqueer]

Everybody wanna see a riot or protest until it’s black ppl

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

I be quick to hit "not interested", get that shi off my feed

[‏ً @justjargons]

I think it's very important that we remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.

[Nutrition Doc @jason_muthomi]

Diabetes is so brutal.

It comes for legs, eyes, nerves, kidneys, heart, and brain.

Stay away from sugar & refined carbs. Fast often.

[danii @crazyymaniac]

i’m fucking crying 😭

[Leo @Leonajardinho]

SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS STORE MANAGERS, BUT I'M DONE.

I just pulled $140 worth of groceries off the shelf, carried them across the store, scanned every item myself at a self-checkout kiosk, bagged every single item, and tapped my own card.

Then the machine screen flipped around and asked:

"Would you like to round up your total to donate to corporate charity?"

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

You eliminated 12 cashier jobs to cut corporate payroll, forced me to provide free manual labor for 15 minutes just to buy food, and now you want ME to fund your tax write-off?

If I'm doing the work of an employee, give me a 10% self-checkout discount at checkout.

Stop asking for tips and donations at kiosks where I did 100% of the work.

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

I am convinced World War III began in late 2019. It just doesn't look like the previous two. The world has changed beyond recognition since then.

[Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry @pegobry_en]

Just in case anyone is wondering: I live in Paris; if I didn’t have X dot com I would have no idea there are riots in France.

[Null @Vhoyde]

From the way old people are eating their future, the youth all over the world should be doing this.

[xan @lilxan1k]

sometimes you just gotta put music on and stare at the ceiling

[$c🦂rpio @herolledmysplif]

i support the french and the fuckery they got going on

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Companies really replaced customer service reps with AI chatbots and now you have to convince a fucking robot that your problem is serious enough to let you speak to an actual human being

[based goddess 𓂀 @harmoniavibes]

weed just hits better when you at home man