Alan

@countalan.bsky.social

[Alan @countalan]

@RockieSazza Are these the ones you fought an elderly lady for?

[Alan @countalan]

@RockieSazza That's the problem with being a trend setter. Everyone wants to be like you 😄

[Alan @countalan]

@matt19850 @fesshole Came here for this

[Alan @countalan]

@RockieSazza That's a shame, could have done with a few million. I need petrol.

[Alan @countalan]

@RockieSazza So you're saying you're not really a Nigerian prince who has inherited millions and need me to send you £1k to get it unlocked from the bank and in return you'll give me half?

[Alan @countalan]

@Posted_to_BAOR I knew someone who had their RLC cap badge almost in the middle of his forehead. Was known as cyclops from them on.

[Alan @countalan]

@NASA I do hope the first person in the recovery crew to look through the window of the capsule was wearing an ape mask

[Alan @countalan]

@eddo75 Don't mention puny Banners

[Alan @countalan]

@RockieSazza I watched it recently and was surprised how clear and sharp the picture was. I then realised when I was a kid I'd only ever watched it on bad quality pirate VHS copies.

[Alan @countalan]

@ATRightMovies Military prisoners revolt because of a steep incline

[Alan @countalan]

@MrBarryLewis

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@mcdonnelljp It's all part of a plan by 'Big Hole' to drive up the price of polyfiller

[Alan @countalan]

@anon_opin I think this is the best German translation

[Alan @countalan]

@ATRightMovies Magnum P.I. L.B.G.T.Q

[Alan @countalan]

My 2025 Duolingo stats are in! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[Alan @countalan]

@5tevieM @MrAndrewCotter When you have House of Games at 7 and need to be on the Millennium Falcon at 8

[Alan @countalan]

@fesshole Pour it this can. No-one will notice the difference.

[Alan @countalan]

@currys #CurrysPurpleFriday
Slow Horses
Star Trek Strange New Worlds
Stranger Things

[Alan @countalan]

@Posted_to_BAOR Except the tape is A Christmas Carol

[Alan @countalan]

@ATRightMovies A man visits Little China and gets into Big Trouble