Countess Snarkypants

i live for watching the Duggar Girls on Counting On and texting my bestie about it... now I’m turning our judgmental texts to tweets.

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I have repeatedly reached out to @Postmates_Help with no answer

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Wow they got nerve!!! Why would I order when my food was stolen and they don’t offer compensation other that “credit” @Postmates_Help

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So because my food was stolen by the driver @Postmates_Help only offers a refund that will take 1-3 days...last time I waited 5days for the refund to post

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@Postmates_Help And I’ve been emailing and tweeting with NO response

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@Postmates_Help Seriously the WORST customer service! The bots replying to emails do not even come close to addressing the problem... if it’s real people and not bots then Wow...cringe

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@lexasaurrr @Postmates This happened to me and @Postmates_Help said “sorry you had trouble connecting” like it’s my fault the Postmate didn’t call or text me

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@EmEffEff @Postmates_Help They’ve gotten worse and worse... they don’t give any fucks about service

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BAIT AND SWITCH @Postmates 2nd time my food was stolen by a Postmate. @Postmates_Help Is no help they don’t even read emails or show empathy just a refund no compensation for STOLEN order

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Do not order from @Postmates i spent $60 that was marked as delivered but never was!!!! I got a form letter “sorry” and condescending link to learn about how they charge credit cards

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@Postmates is literally the worst! Twice my food has been stolen fun the Postmate coming from the same merchant. They give a refund immediately because they know their postmates are thieves

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Okay so the kangaroo is Jordan Woods right??? #MaskedSinger

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Have you ever had @postmates call and ask you to come to car outside? #unsafe currently emailing because this is highly UNSAFE!!!!

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@Postmates it’s ridiculous that a Postmate can not attempt to deliver an order & you quickly give me a refund like yeah it’s no big deal

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Dear TLC- we do not want Jim Bob & Michelle On #countingon

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Joe & Kendra always steal others peoples hug moments lol #CountingOn

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I’m so sick of JB & Michelle horning in on the show #CountingOn

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Today I’ll be tweeting live!!!! #CountingOn

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Interior Design Masters: 1st ep. Me: “ugh Cassie’s design aesthetic is bleh...she will prob win it all” #interiordesignmasters

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Just going to leave this right here #jeremyvuolvo #countingon #duggars

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Girl Kendra still pissed about Hussite kissing joe #CountingOn