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the world is your oyster

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instead of gym, tan, laundry, it should be gym, tan, lasagna, because no one likes laundry but everyone likes lasagna

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

Some of the best moments of my entire life have been eating a bagel

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@JustinFalconer rookie mistake

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@audstefan I just rewatched the first season and I’ve never been so excited for a second season to come out

[bug girl @buggirl]

some of y’all’s headlights should legally not be allowed to be that bright i feel like LED headlights are going to be my cause of death

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@RogersPlace @KevinHart4real @pawluk8

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@RogersPlace @ShaniaTwain @kylepoo

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@RogersPlace @ShaniaTwain @pawluk8

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@RogersPlace @ShaniaTwain @mmisk10

[James @CaucasianJames]

air hockey tables are slowly going extinct and no one seems to care

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@Seggsbennedict

[Kumar🇺🇸 @datarade]

This could genuinely be a scene from the Office.

[trash jones @jzux]

if women aren’t funny then why do i love laughing at my own jokes

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I’d rather get punched in the tit than watch a foreign tv series with English voice overs @netflix

[Jordan Taylor | ADHD Author @attentionfixed]

Teachers often don't know what to do to help #ADHD kids until they start asking the right questions. I have ADHD and I'm a teacher. I wrote a list of 17 questions for parents to ask in school meetings. These ?s will help the teacher help your kid ->

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the rogers commercial with taylor hall is so horrible

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@troyin4k yes! cauliflower with dip or a nice cauliflower salad prepared by hilda is 10/10

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cauliflower is at the top of the vegetable hierarchy

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@iwaskow24 i don’t remember asking for your opinion target mike

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@melsuon what’s your top choice?

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in grade 9 my nickname was joe dirt bc according to a boy in English class I smelled like dirt that day