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[Cultured Chud @cultured_chud]

“New York or Nowhere” is just “I ❤️ NY” but for people who like to wait in lines for bagels instead of for like going up the Statue of Liberty.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

let me know when it’s womanhattan

[Reggie Wade @ReggieWade]

The L train at 7 in the morning.

[mediocre homo @mediocrehomo]

80 degrees in nyc

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

No I don’t want to go to top golf I believe in God

[Cacophony Kid ×͜× @CacoKidOH]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Woke up early. There was no worm.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Get me to god's country.

[Troptoberfest @troptoberfest]

Torpedo bats? Back in my day, players did anabolic steroids, like men.

[courtney @courtsch]

@elliergreenberg Except it’s just a compilation of people humbling her with a backtrack

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

#KIMKARDASHIAN GOT WRECKED. I NEED TO SEE HER KID SINGING LYRIC ABOUT WHAT A DIRTBAG HER MOTHER IS

"And one day, your kid comes home singin' A song that only us two is gonna know is about you"

#thanKyouaIMee

No defining clues besides capitalizing her name. 😂🔫 I love Taylor

[jordí @__JDN]

oh buckingham palace is her saltburn

[courtney @courtsch]

@oldmanjulia96 You ok girl??

[del @delesdenier]

when i say “i got that dog in me” this is what i mean

[courtney @courtsch]

@oldmanjulia96 Starting when?

[courtney @courtsch]

@Yankchar Downvote‼️

[clintoris @clintoris]

I do not want to BeReal I want to BeCunt