The CovenTory

Possible satire page dedicated to our friends in Coventry and West Mids Tory cult, sorry party.
Seeking to claim credit. Any credit.

[The CovenTory @coventory]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg @TJMayer1

[The CovenTory @coventory]

We are revolting, confirm Conservative MPs

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Conservative MPs are revolting, confirms Theresa May

[The CovenTory @coventory]

Credit it where it's due, few organisations understand their demographic quite like the Brexshitters.
How many other political rallies would think to make sure there were at leadt 500 extra chairs?

https://t.co/yhfx5b6Db6

[Michael Crick @MichaelLCrick]

About 1,200 people at Leave Means Leave rally at Bolton Wanderers FC

[The CovenTory @coventory]

The things you see on the train to Waterloo.
No doubt @Ranger_Neil @TJMayer1 would approve of the spelling.
I must apologise for the offensive word (𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 '𝘉' 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 '𝘛')

[The CovenTory @coventory]

@Tory4Liberty @TJMayer1 @KateHoeyMP You are though. He heh. Sleep well.

[The CovenTory @coventory]

@CCHQPress @TJMayer1 @EstherMcVey1 @Daily_Express Here's a few more facts:

Tories. #UnfitToGovern

120,000 austerity linked deaths
14 million in poverty
4.7 million in working poverty
4 million children in poverty
Worst performing NHS ever
300,000+ homeless
9,000+ rough sleepers

#scumbagparty

[The CovenTory @coventory]

@Marshmyst @TJMayer1 Good. Fair play to them.
You're panicking 🤗

[The CovenTory @coventory]

@StandUp4Brexit @TJMayer1 You're shitting yourselves. 🤗
Charges will follow.
#Brexshit is treason

[The CovenTory @coventory]

@marcuslapsa @ajcurly137 @SikhPA Marcus has been stitched up.....

[A C Grayling #FBPE #Reform #Rejoin #FBPR @acgrayling]

A desperate ploy by Unite’s McCluskey: seeing the inevitability of another referendum he wants to spike it by not having Remain as an option! No sir Mr McCluskey, we had enough tricks & deceit the first time round.

[The CovenTory @coventory]

@LowTaxChloe Interesting.
Are there any other people funded by dark money, that are as utterly ignorant as Low IQ Chloe?

[The CovenTory @coventory]

@LlywelynColnet @CVConservatives @warwicktories It truly was a great day. Raised loads money off the mugs and pissed it up the wall. Lovely jubbly.
Say cheese.
#CampaigningForThePissUp
#EveryDayNotJustForNovembersGeneralElection

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@Pete_Male @warwicktories @LlywelynColnet @Conrad_Lew @LepoidevinJulia @CllrGaryRidley @CVConservatives @birdijaswant @CllrKentaylor @mikeb0853 Congratulations to all of us Tories who put so much effort into our 'LiningOurOwnPockets' event.
Thank you, mugs.
We've cleaned up 🤗
Yay!

[The CovenTory @coventory]

@Conservatives A bit like #Brexshit then.....but much much cheaper?

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@CVConservatives From the party who TRIPLED our National Debt in just 6 years. #Torytossers