The Covert Comic

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[The Covert Comic @covertcomic]

“According to studies, 55% of communication is nonverbal,” she kneed.
– Tradecraft

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[Aaron Haspel @ahaspel]

It's surface all the way down.

[Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker]

Don’t a-Sketch anything at all if you don’t have anything nice to Etch.

[sara @snugtf]

dude, first off, bro

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Told my boss that, instead of a raise, I want one of those DoNotReply email addresses.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

yesterday, Satan

[Natasha Something @IfIwassomething]

Jeeves, fetch me the good Hulk Hands.

[The Covert Comic @covertcomic]

Whoever put the second S in the KISS principle added 33% needless complexity.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm a perphektionict

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

Espionage is my middle name. Going through TSA is hell for me.

[Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker]

I finally wrote an e-book. That was hard. Next time, I'm going to use all the vowels.

[Sir Chequered Past 🇬🇧 @chequeredpast]

*rips napkin off neck of my shirt

THIS DATE IS OVER

[Blather Wince Repeat @xerxesbigboy]

I suffer fools gladly by appointment only.

[Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker]

We should have gas-powered windmills by now.

[The Covert Comic @covertcomic]

A non-disclosure agreement goes without saying.

[The Covert Comic @covertcomic]

This morning I was downtown, and I happened to glance at an office building just as it was deliberately imploded.

For a second I thought "Whoa, did I do that?"

[The Covert Comic @covertcomic]

If the dumpster’s on fire, might as well toss in your trash.

[AGoodQuestion @Benjones2Jones]

A guy just stuck a pin in me and I heard a doll yelp out in pain.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

You can only buy used mirrors.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

Who is the real monster here? The giant radioactive fire breathing lizard the size of a skyscraper, or the producers who forced him to make movies?

[Tara @tara_266273]

*opening gift* Plausible deniability! You shouldn’t have! And officially, you didn’t.