LaMichael Shames III

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man

[Andrew Fox-McKay @DigitalSneeze]

A great thread of someone discovering Fleetwood Mac, so here's an excuse to post the best Fleetwood Mac joke that's ever been put to screen.

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

@jpluchar I volunteer to be Shohei’s personal gambler

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

For our 2017 1st Round Pick, we received:
2017 KC 1st (27th)
2017 KC 3rd (91st)
2018 KC 1st

Pleasure doing business with you, @Chiefs.

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

@DSzymborski This was the plot of a book I wrote in 2nd grade called “Baseball-A-Tron”. He is an extraterrestrial robo-slave being with bats for legs and gloves for hands, who helps the Yankees win the World Series in exchange for his freedom.

[Utah Football @Utah_Football]

Forever a Utah Man.

Congratulations Alex Smith on being selected as a member of the 2024 @cfbhall ‼️

The full class will be announced tomorrow during ESPN’s Championship Drive.

https://t.co/FZOeWHrvBG

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

Friendly reminder that Alex Smith was the only QB to survive Urban Meyer

[ESPN PR @ESPNPR]

Congratulations to Alex Smith!

The @ESPNNFL analyst has been elected to the @cfbhall class of 2024 🏈

Before appearing across ESPN on Sunday NFL Countdown, the @Utah_Football star QB was frequently featured on @SportsCenter during his #CFB career

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

@lyft I DM'd, thank you

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

@RideBluebikes @lyft You guys are treating a loyal customer very poorly. I’m being charged a lot of money for a problem with your bike and receiving no response or updates from the customer service team. Please fix this ASAP

[Pro Football Hall of Fame @ProFootballHOF]

This weekend, Boltman visited the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

This included a moment to pay his respects in front of the bronze bust of the late Junior Seau

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

https://t.co/ctMrcPIwoC

[🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🕉Stevie Van Zandt☮️💙 @StevieVanZandt]

With all due respect, those people are fucking morons. He wasn’t doing a baseball documentary he was writing a fucking song! @JasonIsbell

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

A good craftsman never blames his tools

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the comic timing of "the good news is he's got plenty of other rackets" is off the charts

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

@andresbtgt Que guapo!

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

@shmaddydaddy Too late bro the polls have closed

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

@jesse_rogers_ This is stolen valor

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

The Boss simply does not miss

[Stern Show @sternshow]

Bruce @Springsteen plays "Tougher Than the Rest" live during his first-ever #SternShow interview.

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

@jesse_rogers_ It’s okay but please don’t let it happen again.

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

@runwithtwit I’m with you, Brad!

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

Gonna move to New Jersey solely to spontaneously meet Bruce Springsteen

[Spring-Nuts @SpringNuts_]

@springsteen in Manasquan today

[LaMichael Shames III @cow499]

Ladies… THIS is how you get my attention 📝