Chris Adams

The Hon. Rev. Col. Eur-Ing Dr. Lord Christopher B. Adams Sol. Jr., P.E., PMP, M.B.A., Civis Trium Reipublicae

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a goth cover of SZA - Saturn

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@DirrtySunshine 💯

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So when did a tropical-club Avicii beat, with maybe an autotuned little-girl voice added, become the only acceptable background music for a show-off social media post? Back in my day, we used droning acoustic covers of pop songs... sure it was pretentious, but people loved it.

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@AmberSmelson I know! I though the same thing too when the Olive Garden host invited me in. So much for that "when you're here, you're family" crap.

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@studyinblues I totally comprendre.

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@DirrtySunshine @SarahDunsworth *Newfound = West Virginia + Ireland

Prince Edward Island (PIE) = New Hampshire + Anne of Green Gables + Shellfish

New Brunswick = Maine

Manitoba + Saskatchewan = The Dakotas, with a city in them

The Territories = Alaska

Thank you for making through this lesson 🇨🇦💯.

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@DirrtySunshine @SarahDunsworth *America attaching 🇨🇦 pin*: it's a state, so is Ontario. Now an easy & offensively simplified made-up guide:

British Columbia = Seattle + NorCal

Ontario = Ohio + New York City

Alberta = Texas

Quebec = France

Nova Scotia = Trailer Park Boys

Newfoundland = West Virginia

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Truly insane how comedians these days are expected to be good at stand-up, sketch, social media, podcasts and lead their country through a Russian invasion

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@DirrtySunshine lol, that sound is priceless 😂

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@redchucks It's Chocolate-Lite, tyvm, vs the sticks-and-seeds flavor of the other cream-cheese frosting conduit: carrots cake. Admittedly, I like them both.

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@DirrtySunshine Ok, I only asked for me asking for my popcorn popper back on Monday because you know I've been craving some for like 2 weeks now, I wasn't trying to be passive-aggressive.

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@studyinblues As much as I appreciate you rocking the local fashion (and yes you can pull it off, don't limit yourself by what Olympic events you just happen to look like you're good at), here's to hoping your luggage shows up much sooner than later #GoodVibes

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@DirrtySunshine Yes to both - you're def not the only one who feels like that was all 20 years ago. Maybe it's because fashions haven't changed that much since 2000, relativity?

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@DirrtySunshine I mean, if ya had to sum up the movie in one sentence, you're not wrong...

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@DirrtySunshine This is totally doable, just pick out a pretty backyard or beach or something. Get a small list of good friends, some catering, and a cake. Magic for under a grand. 💍

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@EBStanback I def see your point. Though with the reduced efficacy of the vaccine for Omicron (vs previous strains) and its much higher transmissibility, I don't know it's most ppl saying they're "okay" with everyone getting it as much as making predictions/warnings based on those numbers.

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@haylophoto $32k*

*Please note: I have no basis for this number.

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@DirrtySunshine he was prob referring to the post- worthy seafood Thanksgiving dinner you had, like he's was inspired to do stuffed lobster tails for his next hosting event 🦞

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Can we just admit that #Friendsgiving is really just #Frenemiesgiving?

-My Mom