taylor swiftman

we all shit the same turds

[taylor swiftman @cowgal_hal]

@dnbussy It cannot be killed

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A baby was crowd-surfed at a Flo Rida concert.

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

@pissboymcgee He is the first human evolved to ride a motorcycle without a helmet

[c 🗡️ @callthdogs]

if i were in a freaky friday situation and i woke up as taylor swift the first thing i would do is hit the bong on instagram live

[taylor swiftman @cowgal_hal]

just spent 20 minutes staring at my own boobs to try and feel some joy (unsuccessful)

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Who Knew? When This Family Looked Through Their Late Grandmother’s Photo Albums, They Saw She Used To Have A Giraffe-Like Neck And Rolled With A Giraffe-Necked Crew https://t.co/DYN2mGPVOM

[taylor swiftman @cowgal_hal]

coconut syrup ??? @Starbucks

[Crowmaster @RustonKelly]

my agent just called to lmk that Michael Keaton has officially heard Michael Keaton and that he liked it saying “tell him to be careful with that gas station weed”

[taylor swiftman @cowgal_hal]

@dnbussy i remember every detail

[Quantavius Nutsack @dirtyharrypussy]

Just went number 3

[Crowmaster @RustonKelly]

@detaails anyone choosing mending song to be cut chose wrong

[taylor swiftman @cowgal_hal]

@dnbussy HOW COULD IT HAVE BEEN ANYTHING ELSE

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i feel like hank hill right now and like not in a good way

[Scott Nover @ScottNover]

the people who want to ban tiktok would think differently if they followed my favorite account, which is called @unclogging_drains