Moob

Web Developer by day. Artist, inventor and proud father of two by night. Full time cynic.

[Moob @cowsgo]

@boardmanbikes your website lists the ADV 8.6 at £577.50 but your stockists only have it at £850. Where can i get it at the advertised £577.50?

[Moob @cowsgo]

@nxwestmidlands you appear to be running unsigned secret diversions that miss a bunch of stops on the 12 and 13 routes around Rood End. Note that stops on Tat Bank Rd and Vicarage Rd are full of people waiting to get on with their lives.

[Moob @cowsgo]

@rem I can thoroughly recommend This House of Wounds by Georgina Bruce. It is a collection of some of her best short stories. Each of which is emotionally and intellectually absorbing.
https://t.co/WQSpOL6Zis

[Moob @cowsgo]

@squilfeh Birthday!

[Cephalopodunk @cephalopodunk]

It's ok folks, I had a quick seance with the ghost of Alan Turing and asked if he'd rather the uk govt stopped supporting the sort of conversion therapy and building queerphobia that ended up with him dead, OR they put his face on a £50, and he was totally for the note thing.

[Moob @cowsgo]

@saprior Sing hosanna!

[Moob @cowsgo]

@KevinJPowell How does ch differ from em? Is there a practical difference in this use-case?

[Cephalopodunk @cephalopodunk]

Some cool news: I've got a card in the upcoming Alleyman's Tarot being kickstarted soon (https://t.co/nV83W30NM9) which is a really cool compendium deck.
I've done the Six of Swords, which has always been a fav of mine - pic below (um, short thread, I guess).

[Moob @cowsgo]

@BiGDUG play nicely and give @littledug his Instagram handle back #BiGDUGstolelittledug

[Moob @cowsgo]

@chriscoyier You could measure the scrollHeight?
`<textarea onInput="https://t.co/V53Rl4eVo8.height='auto';https://t.co/V53Rl4eVo8.height=(this.scrollHeight)+'px';"></textarea>`

[Moob @cowsgo]

@SoVeryBritish Sliced silverskin pickled onions with chocolate spread on cheap white bread.

[Moob @cowsgo]

@RipperSplitter It wasn't until you mentioned falafel that I realised you were not struggling with some pain-in-the-ass bread.

[super top secret alerts @SecretAlerts]

🕯👁‍🗨🥧 CONDITION PUMPKIN 🥧👁‍🗨🕯
Reminder: employees should NOT use the library as an alternative to the mortuary during the refurbishment resulting from the recent 'inquisition incident'.

[Moob @cowsgo]

@6MusicStudio Re: Tracks about tea. How about The Kinks - Afternoon Tea?

[Moob @cowsgo]

@Jhonny59212742 Sorry, I should have been clearer in my original tweet. It's my code that was free gift with a purchase. I didn't need it. I fully expect it can ONLY be used once.

[Moob @cowsgo]

Anyone want a free 6 months Spotify Premium? I don't need it. Visit https://t.co/JeRnlpO33Y and use code SbX67D5KKH.

[Moob @cowsgo]

@CortanaV Null

[Rafael Sommerhalder @Serendippo]

#popcorn

[Moob @cowsgo]

@monster_soup Fyre fo sho