Chris Parisi

I enjoy good cake, bread, and Jazz.

[Chris Parisi @cparisi]

@OptimumHelp how about a (meaningful) update on the 16 household outage in 07047? My 91 yo mom and 89 yo aunt are w/o phone tv and Internet for almost 24h. @njbpu please help us to get an answer from Optimum about what the issue is and when it will be fixed.

[Chris Parisi @cparisi]

@MontclairPatch Just noticed very many square blocks closed off to traffic by Montclair NJ police. Anyone know why?

[Kris Moore @kmooresays]

#TrueNAS SCALE 22.12.2 is gearing up for release on 4/11. This is a milestone; The first Enterprise GA release for a #Linux based TrueNAS. A lot of hard work has gone into this, but I'm even more excited looking ahead 6-9 months at what this next unlocks.

[amna @IAmAmnaNawaz]

I'm honored, grateful, and excited for what's ahead.

https://t.co/OYnNAgpIP8

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

Italian government is not as crazy as feared.
Peaceful transition in Brazil. No violence or election deniers rallies in US. Putin losing in Ukraine. Xi decisions at 20th Party Congress will weaken China's rise. Iranian protests continue. Fall 2022 has been good for democracy.

[Township of Verona @VeronaTownship]

THANK YOU to all of our First Responders today and every day!

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Monthly reminder to stop making decisions based on what other people will think because everyone is self-absorbed anyway.

[Peter Yang @petergyang]

The general law of mathematics

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

I am so happy this works.

[Chris Parisi @cparisi]

@dusttodigital Joyous!

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What's the difference between a
literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally.

A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

[Chris Parisi @cparisi]

I fear I may never be able to unsee this

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Rand Paul just voted to deny our veterans access to healthcare. There are 370,000+ vets in KY.
And he does not care about them or their service at all.
Charles Booker does.
Give him a follow.
And RT this video far and wide.
Send Putin Puppet Paul packing.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

To recap: Last year corporations let more employees work from home than ever and had their highest profits since 1950, and now they're telling employees to go back to work to "increase productivity."

Almost like it's about something else: control.

[Chris w/Crosstalk @crosstalksol]

I feel validated by this tweet.

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

don't touch that, it's my emotional support box of obsolete cables

[Andy Slavitt 🇺🇦 @ASlavitt]

If airlines can ask us not to eat peanuts on board if there is someone with a peanut allergy, why won’t they ask us to wear a mask if there’s an unvaccinated 4 year old or cancer patient on board?

[Tom🌶\(^-^)/🌶 infosec.exchange/@tomlawrence @TomLawrenceTech]

They are really passionate about privacy.

[Chris Parisi @cparisi]

@HBW_Music Reminds me of the ancient joke where a pedestrian stops a man on the street in NYC and asks “Excuse me, do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall?”