Christina

Just a mermaid doing her thing. Advocate against man thigh and cameltoe. My life is unwritten and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Christina @cpcampion]

Don’t let the art of a “thank you” card die.

[Christina @cpcampion]

It still cracks me up that Dave Chappelle was in You Got Mail.

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Our bartender is def cooked out.

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Hey, I’m wearing my husbands pants.

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So apparently smoking cigarettes is a thing again. Esp in NYC. Gross.

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@DonaldTNews Yes

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It’s not a grudge, it’s acknowledging your self worth and the respect you deserve.

[Christina @cpcampion]

@DOGE @elonmusk how do we work on getting businesses to stop being “card only” and accept cash?

[Christina @cpcampion]

When did we stop wearing high heels when we go out? I don’t understand these kids.

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Anyone else think they need to make a prequel of @GilmoreGirls with a pregnant Lorelai and young Emily? I’d love to watch that.

[Christina @cpcampion]

I just learned that Jake Paul and Logan Paul are two different people. Who knew?

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Once again, forgot Tracy Chapman is a woman. When will I learn?

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I’m like Scuttle. A loud obnoxious bird that no one listens to.

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My Uber driver definitely farted.

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The term “master manipulator” has been thrown and it’s not from me. Does this mean others are waking up too?

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People just don’t dress up anymore to go out and I hate it.

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Patient stated after surgery she wants to”a peanutbutter and mayonnaise sandwich. With a side of pickles.” ….WHAT

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Next time someone asks how I’m doing, I. Just going to tell them “I bite now”. I’ve had enough.

[Christina @cpcampion]

Damned if you do. Really damned if you don’t.

[Christina @cpcampion]

Today is the shortest day of the year. But it feels like the longest day everrrrr