Courtney Perruzzi

30. Portland, ME.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Young people have helped lead all our great movements. How inspiring to see it again in so many smart, fearless students standing up for their right to be safe; marching and organizing to remake the world as it should be. We've been waiting for you. And we've got your backs.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

According to one study, the happiest couples are those without children.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

May not have been such a bad idea...

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I would pay good money for a podcast of Mel, Sue and Mary getting drunk and doing commentary of the entire episode #GBBO

[Nia @_khal_eesi]

Uncle Benjen and Jon had time and could have fit on that horse. #GameOfThones #thronesyall #titanic

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

If any other prez had done half the things Trump has done...a third...a fucking TENTH...he'd be gone like Enron. What's happened to us?

[Courtney Perruzzi @cperruzzi]

Mom: Did the Dairy Queen and Burger King ever get married?

This is the longest car ride ever....#helpme

[Courtney Perruzzi @cperruzzi]

On the way to the family reunion, going through the toll booth:

Dad:What? No cookies?!
Mom:Huhh?
Dad:Toll House Cookies!
🤦🏼‍♀️ #dadjokes

[Courtney Perruzzi @cperruzzi]

Someday I'll figure out how parking garages work...today is not that day #confused

[LANY @thisisLANY]

IT WAS A PLEASURE MAKING THIS FOR YOU. "LANY" BY LANY - JUNE 30, 2017. YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT NOW IF YOU WANT TO 🌹

https://t.co/Dv8Mbgd5A5

[The Japanese House @Japanesehouse]

3/3 - https://t.co/mgMNLCvUEi

[Courtney Perruzzi @cperruzzi]

Fuzzy socks, sweatpants, hoodie and being in my own bed. Nothing could make me happier right now. #homesweethome

[Courtney Perruzzi @cperruzzi]

I wish England and Ireland would chill with their obsession with roundabouts #carsickfordays

[Courtney Perruzzi @cperruzzi]

A man in my hostel room told me he can't stand snoring. Well now that it's almost 1am I'm sure he'd be delighted to know he's a hypocrite 😤

[Courtney Perruzzi @cperruzzi]

A random 40 yo man stopped me on the street today and told me I was v handsome.... #strangerdanger

[Courtney Perruzzi @cperruzzi]

**listens to the Jackson 5 - "that was lit AF" @jameskilby1

[Courtney Perruzzi @cperruzzi]

All of these Biden/Obama memes give me life 😂

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Yet another perspective...
https://t.co/Q43ll6162l

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This is how millennials voted in this election...